Sergeant Wilson Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 51 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said: Anyone who thinks NS is "cautious " or negative at Daily briefings better not have watching Hancock's half hour this evening ! Jings that's grim stuff. Never mind not booking a holiday abroad it's "too early " to even be booking a UK holiday....says the "great British summer" peddler. Johnson will be saving the good news to announce himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Sannox Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 36 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Frankie Boyle would have to retire. And bring an end to his relentless plagiarising of Jerry Sadowitz. Sounds good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 10 minutes ago, superbigal said: Onion Bhaji: Definition Indian Starter, or slang for a gadgie Laughing at the faceless bird with the micro skirt on. On the pull during lockdown. Reminded me of desperation tactics in the Kebab shops at 3am. Pretty sure it’s booooo-hajis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 (edited) 58 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said: Anyone who thinks NS is "cautious " or negative at Daily briefings better not have watching Hancock's half hour this evening ! Jings that's grim stuff. Never mind not booking a holiday abroad it's "too early " to even be booking a UK holiday....says the "great British summer" peddler. Not to worry. Sunak will leak in a day or so information that directly contradicts this and we'll see CON+2 (votes) this time next poll Edited February 8, 2021 by madwullie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 The real pandemic is locking people up for jokes on the internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 8, 2021 Author Share Posted February 8, 2021 Vaccine uptake among 75-79 year olds is 95%, which is pretty remarkable. Government planned for 75%. The 75-79 year olds, a great bunch of lads. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 32 minutes ago, WATTOO said: Everything nowadays seems to be taken at face value and in a literal sense where even someone could say to their mate in the pub (when they reopen obviously) "I'll tell you, I could have killed them", and next thing someone who overheard said conversation is on to the cops reporting an attempted murder. It sounds ridiculous, but that's more or less where we're at. No it's not. What nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 See if there is nae flights by the time I'm double dosed around August I'll be heading down to Kent and booting Farage, Hopkins et all out the way and dragging the refugee boats onto the beach, aiding them to disembark then rowing that fucker right back across the channel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Going to go out on a limb here and say Burnieman' contribution today didn't go quite as well as he had hoped. Suspect he was expecting a sea of greenies by now 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Rico Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 17 minutes ago, Elixir said: She will be furiously emailing Sturgeon as we speak, sobbing uncontrollably alongside Linda Bauld. “Why won’t they listen to you Devi” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Can somebody give a hint as to the offensive content in the Captain Tom tweet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnieman Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, Wee Bully said: Finally! The semi-gracious climb down (also only semi-accurate as you very much did say staff should work 7 days, as “there’s a pandemic”). It's not a contest mate and I stand by my opinion (and no, I didn't say they should work 7 days a week, wind your neck in) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnieman Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, MuckleMoo said: Going to go out on a limb here and say Burnieman' contribution today didn't go quite as well as he had hoped. Suspect he was expecting a sea of greenies by now I thought this was a place for posting opinions, not a contest. Weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Can somebody give a hint as to the offensive content in the Captain Tom tweet? Used trainers for sale, only worn to potter around the garden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Burnieman said: I thought this was a place for posting opinions, not a contest. Weird. It ceases to become an opinion, when you've been told by people involved in the vaccine rollout that it's not logistically possible. At that point, you're just doubling down and regurgitating the same shite over and over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: Used trainers for sale, only worn to potter around the garden @philpy, fancy an upgrade? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: @philpy, fancy an upgrade? I am the Law. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnieman Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 minute ago, MONKMAN said: It ceases to become an opinion, when you've been told by people involved in the vaccine rollout that it's not logistically possible. At that point, you're just doubling down and regurgitating the same shite over and over. Nobody has said it is logistically impossible, of course it is possible and I've set out the reasons why. If you want to disagree that is fine, but cut the crap. However, I accept that a better way forward is instead of putting resource into individual GP practices to enable a 7 day service, it's better to put it through the mass vaccination centre's and increase numbers via that route and that is an absolutely fair point. NS was questioned on it today and it's clear there's still work to be done to get Sunday numbers up. At the end of the day, we want to see more vaccinations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 hour ago, djchapsticks said: Van Tam striking an unfamiliar role today as the guy like this: Did I hear right, Hancock referred to him as Jo V-T at one point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 17 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: See if there is nae flights by the time I'm double dosed around August I'll be heading down to Kent and booting Farage, Hopkins et all out the way and dragging the refugee boats onto the beach, aiding them to disembark then rowing that fucker right back across the channel. ‘half way across the channel and throwing him in’ would have got a greenie from me. I’ll give you one anyway.* Mistyped that as ‘anaway’ and the spell check suggested ‘anal way’! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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