Shandon Par Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Just now, Dee Man said: Just heard an Italian doc getting interviewed on the World Service saying he has a 49 year old in intensive care who was fit and healthy with no underlying health issues who is fucked by the illness. The doctor went on to say he thinks there may be a couple of different strains of the virus. He also said he hopes Ross. gets the worst strain for not sending me any links to that ladies' videos. Italian sports reporters are very different to Scottish ones. When is the last time you saw a picture of Billy Dodds being sodomised, for example? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpma Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 5 hours ago, dirty dingus said: I thought hand washing was OK but not wholly protective so as a precaution I get a full body japanese soapy titty w**k twice a week to keep the Carona at bay. Speaking as a Doctor*, I recommend you increase the frequency to daily. *Not a medical doctor though 4 hours ago, Ross. said: Following the fine tradition of Scottish Football decision making, we will wait and see what the English do and just copy it. Clever move from Disney. They have realised they are about to see a huge increase in revenue as parents spend the next few weeks streaming movies and cartoons non stop to keep the weans entertained. That will offset the losses here and they will come out of it looking very good. [Rushes to buy Disney shares] 17 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Get some links pm'd immediately please. Thank you. I second this. Anyway, things could be worse. Looks like all bars have been shut in Abu Dhabi for the duration, which probably means until after Ramadan (the decree is currently being interpreted differently in different establishments, we'll see how the police enforce it soon enough). Iron Maiden concert looking dodgy now. At least it should do wonders for my waistline with no beer for two months 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Italian sports reporters are very different to Scottish ones. When is the last time you saw a picture of Billy Dodds being sodomised, for example? When I found Richard Gough's phone. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Italian sports reporters are very different to Scottish ones. When is the last time you saw a picture of Billy Dodds being sodomised, for example? Well that's my day ruined. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: He also said he hopes Ross. gets the worst strain for not sending me any links to that ladies' videos. He's just upset because his mother has a better moustache than him.* *I can't remember which movie I am plagiarising here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Is she the young lady that had some... ahem... videos circulating a few years ago?I shall investigate, if you don't get an answer within an hour then you'll know the answer's yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: When I found Richard Gough's phone. That explains the sticky-out ears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Well that's my day ruined. Jocky's preseason training methods were a little unorthodox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 29 minutes ago, bendan said: Unless you're planning to spin this out over decades, there aren't plenty resources to deal with it. No matter what pans out, lots will die. Yeah sure lots will die because the disease can be fatal. Atm in Italy people who could survive are dying because there are not enough resources, ventilators, beds, to treat them back to health with. They are literally picking which people will.live in a and e based on what other conditions they have That's what we need to avoid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Jocky's preseason training methods were a little unorthodox. Bairnardo thought they were pretty good..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menzel Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Second day into the Czech state of emergency so far. Supermarkets still well-stocked and there hasn't been the moronic panic buying you've seen in a lot of other places, but pubs and restaurants now have to shut at 8 every night and groups/events of more than 30 people are banned. Cinemas, theatre, museums and schools all shut. I've been on home office since Wednesday and have to do it until further notice. From Monday nobody is allowed in or out to the country either. Girlfriend is currently flying back to Brno from visiting England and she has to quarantine for 14 days now. Seems very extreme but if it stops it spreading to here it's the best in the long run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 19 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: When is the last time you saw a picture of Billy Dodds being sodomised, for example? Has @throbber been in touch with you as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menzel Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 I'd rather be shut in the house and having to bevvy at home on an evening than potentially getting the virus because Boris Johnson's a c**t, that's for sure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: 49 minutes ago, Ross. said: Is she the young lady that had some... ahem... videos circulating a few years ago? I shall investigate, if you don't get an answer within an hour then you'll know the answer's yes. Just in case you need some help with your err.. research. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Has @throbber been in touch with you as well? Sodomized with a fox's head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, marty_j said: State of some of these c***s in Aldi just before. Fucking idiots No one panic buys like the Brits I wasn't panic buying, just stocking up for the winter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 29 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Baby wipes and toilet roll Lentils and canned food seems to be getting hit next. Deliveries we are not keeping up with Today was a shambles. Humans are c***s . Pass it on Dundee's latest sh*te poet. At least McGonagall put in a rhyme or ten. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, L'immortale Par said: Sodomized with a fox's head. At Haggerston Castle......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 I'd rather be shut in the house and having to bevvy at home on an evening than potentially getting the virus because Boris Johnson's a c**t, that's for sureIf the supermarkets keep getting ransacked, this guy's boozer is about half a mile from me if you want me to hit him up for tips - https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/03/02/paddy-longs-owner-on-a-beer-only-fast-during-lent-and-hes-already-lost-18-pounds/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, EdinburghPar1975 said: Some tourists boarded my bus into the City Centre this morning and the 'Mum' started coughing non-stop...I seriously thought she was going to get jumped. All she was doing to stop spreading whatever it was she had was to keep her mouth behind a scarf. It was so incessant I got off after ten mins at the top of Easter Road and walked the rest of the way in, ever her own son and husband were looking at her and wondering if people were going to say something. I'm all for trying to keep going with things as normal for as long as possible but folk like that just make things 100 times worse. Traffic Scotland have been on the radio wanting you to move your bus because it's causing an obstruction. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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