Brother Blades Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Day 24 of Lockdown. Forgive me Lord for what I’m about to do... Wid 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: I’m still stuck on a sofa bed at the mother in law’s (including a four yo running riot) until we can move into the new house. It’s not really an aphrodisiac so yes, it’s impacting getting my hole. You are however, much like Isaac Newton, producing some of your finest work during this lockdown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: You must gagging by the looks of the munters on the covid thread. Come now, has anyone every pulled the head off it whilst thinking about some ‘perfect’ supermodel? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 absolutely right - bearing in mind the recurring theme that more men are dying of this thing than women, your chances improve with every passing daily death tally announcement; fair enough, you might have to grit your teeth and pork a grieving munter, but any hole's a goal, eh ?Why change the habit of a lifetime? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 One for the no pussy-getting mo-fo’s of P&B: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 We're going at it hammer and tongs, that's at least twice in the last month. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Pregnant bitches are horny bitches. I shall not be on P&B for the next 5 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
get_the_subbies_on Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 We're going at it hammer and tongs, that's at least twice in the last month. No one likes a show off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 22 hours ago, welshbairn said: https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/bp-under-fire-after-north-sea-rig-workers-flown-out-before-covid-19-test-results-in/ They're keeping the guys in for 2 days, which is more than the others. I don't want to get dragged in to defending BP, because they're dimwits in their own right, but the gamut of other twats are worse in my experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 18 hours ago, throbber said: 17 hours ago, Ross. said: She knocked you back, didn’t she? 17 hours ago, throbber said: Aye. You didn’t need to bin your original reply Throbber. Happens to us all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Here's one for all you wankers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 You won't find love in a hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Could do with a wee trim down there tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 38 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Here's one for all you wankers That's a nasty discharge. Steer clear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 absolutely right - bearing in mind the recurring theme that more men are dying of this thing than women, your chances improve with every passing daily death tally announcement; fair enough, you might have to grit your teeth and pork a grieving munter, but any hole's a goal, eh ?“Pork a grieving munter”.........one of Morrissey’s best lines.......[emoji851] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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