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Saw an advert last night for Ring. One bit of it was a pair of self entitled lazy little shitheads sitting on their sofa when the Keithyg boy appears at the door holding a massive parcel.

"Yeah, just drop it off round the back will you" they mewl into their pathetic phones.

If I was the courier boy I would have set fire to the parcel and launched it through the arseholes fucking windae.

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8 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

Very much a solution in search of a problem.

Agreed. If i'm not in, it will become apparant to said visitor very quickly that this is the case by me not answering the door.

 

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1 hour ago, superbigal said:

Just a message on the door. Cold callers f**k off.
Does it for me

I’d still chap your door and demand an explanation about your aversion to cold callers.

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Slowly but surely dish out enough abuse, both verbal and physical so as to gain a reputation locally as a fucking psychopath.

Thus, no one will f**k with your house, they will explore the houses of close by neighbours who are not anecdotally known and mental b*****ds.

A much more fun and cost effective solution

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