When Is It Acceptable To Physically Assault Someone?

[Bairnardo]

Anyone had a think about their entrance music?

[madwullie]

22 hours ago, Slenderman said:

People got perforated ear drums if I remember.

Teachers said people got perforated eardrums 

[Hillonearth]

2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Anyone had a think about their entrance music?

Closest I come to that is being able to fart the first few bars of the Blue Danube.

[DA Baracus]

6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Anyone had a think about their entrance music?

I've had this part down for years.

It's Bloodline by Slayer. When it starts there will be smoke slowly blown across the entrance way. The lights will go mad during the first drum parts (from 16 seconds in until 33 seconds in) then calm down just before the lyrics start. I enter upon the word 'Eternal' and make my way to the ring/arena, entering at around the 1 minute mark. I'll stalk around the ring/arena head down until 1.11, when I'll then stop, look up and savour the adulation.

 

[Shandon Par]

29 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Anyone had a think about their entrance music?

I liked a bit of Barry White.

[Bairnardo]

18 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

I've had this part down for years.

It's Bloodline by Slayer. When it starts there will be smoke slowly blown across the entrance way. The lights will go mad during the first drum parts (from 16 seconds in until 33 seconds in) then calm down just before the lyrics start. I enter upon the word 'Eternal' and make my way to the ring/arena, entering at around the 1 minute mark. I'll stalk around the ring/arena head down until 1.11, when I'll then stop, look up and savour the adulation.

 

I love this. Everyone has ideas about this sort of stuff. 

[John MacLean]

1 hour ago, The Moonster said:

Professional? Are the amateur drug dealers going without this weaponry?

Are amateur drug dealers not just preserving their amateur status so as to be able to deal drugs at the Olympics? 

[Mr Waldo]

48 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Anyone had a think about their entrance music?

Nah. As soon as you reach for the play button, you'll get punched in the kisser.

[Ron Aldo]

Anyone had a think about their entrance music?

[Richey Edwards]

What other "when is it acceptable..." threads can we start? Anyone got any ideas?

[Thistle_do_nicely]

1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

Anyone had a think about their entrance music?

pretty much this

 

[Bairnardo]

47 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

What other "when is it acceptable..." threads can we start? Anyone got any ideas?

When is it acceptable to offer a square go as a means to resolve your differences?

[Richey Edwards]

6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

When is it acceptable to offer a square go as a means to resolve your differences?

When is it acceptable to sleep with another man's wife?

[tongue_tied_danny]

9 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

When is it acceptable to sleep with another man's wife?

Only during the winter months and before 5pm.

[Shipa]

1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said:

What other "when is it acceptable..." threads can we start? Anyone got any ideas?

When is it acceptable to activate the dotting account?

[NotThePars]

3 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

I've had this part down for years.

It's Bloodline by Slayer. When it starts there will be smoke slowly blown across the entrance way. The lights will go mad during the first drum parts (from 16 seconds in until 33 seconds in) then calm down just before the lyrics start. I enter upon the word 'Eternal' and make my way to the ring/arena, entering at around the 1 minute mark. I'll stalk around the ring/arena head down until 1.11, when I'll then stop, look up and savour the adulation.

 

 

2 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

I love this. Everyone has ideas about this sort of stuff. 

I always thought it would be some laugh if I wrestled as my entrance would be For Whom the Bell Tolls and like DA there'd be a ton of smoke then when I emerged (all 6'3 12 stone of me) there'd be Roman Reigns level of booing and a good ol' JR "son of a bitch"

[8MileBU]

3 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Anyone had a think about their entrance music?

Yup, same as DA, had it for years. 

3 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

I've had this part down for years.

It's Bloodline by Slayer. When it starts there will be smoke slowly blown across the entrance way. The lights will go mad during the first drum parts (from 16 seconds in until 33 seconds in) then calm down just before the lyrics start. I enter upon the word 'Eternal' and make my way to the ring/arena, entering at around the 1 minute mark. I'll stalk around the ring/arena head down until 1.11, when I'll then stop, look up and savour the adulation.

 

Great tune, amazing band, good choice!

38 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

I always thought it would be some laugh if I wrestled as my entrance would be For Whom the Bell Tolls and like DA there'd be a ton of smoke then when I emerged (all 6'3 12 stone of me) there'd be Roman Reigns level of booing and a good ol' JR "son of a bitch"

Great tune, amazing band, good choice! 
 

For me it’d be this tune, dim lights and smoke machines. I’d maybe shorten the song intro for a standard square-go, but for a main event scrap it’d be the full thing for a bit of drama and suspense. Then there’d be a bang of fireworks and flames, the song would kick in and I’d come hooring through the smoke in an upright sprint like Michael Johnson. 

 

[Bairnardo]

Lot of heavy metal in the entrance music choices. Kinda makes me question my personal choice of Erasure. 

It would be Kaci and the Sunshine Band if my name fitted in for my fans to sing.

[DA Baracus]

Talk to me about ring gear.

This is admittedly an area I need to give greater consideration to.

[tongue_tied_danny]

I'd go for a gospel choir singing an adapted version of the "he's a man of wealth and taste" part of "Sympathy for the Devil" as I somersaulted towards the ring like Jake Blues when James Brown asks if he's seen the light.