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24 minutes ago, Donathan said:

The Queen will not attend COP. She's really announcing herself as a strong contender for 2022.

 

Naah...

She's was just anxious to avoid spending a few nights in Glasgow.

Obviously not quite completely doolally yet.

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1 minute ago, Donathan said:

My favourite part of this is that instead of going to COP she will be “undertaking light duties at her desk”

What fucking “light duties” does the Queen do? 

Them happy birthday cards to folk that hit 100 

Obviously gets a minion to pick them up from Clinton's

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42 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said:

 

Naah...

She's was just anxious to avoid spending a few nights in Glasgow.

Obviously not quite completely doolally yet.

More likely she'd have been commuting from Edinburgh, and realised what an absolute clusterfuck the travel will be.

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10 hours ago, Left Back said:

Walter Smith gets the red card.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56381264

Simply the deadest.

Seemed a decent fellah, shared a flight to Prague with him and back in about 2002 (and a 737 full of other randoms) and while I'm not someone who chases celebs, did make small talk while we were waiting on our luggage back in Embra. I admit that's not a lot to base the "decent fellah" on but its all I've got. 😉

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She is most definitely going to die in December when I'm off work anyway, ruining Christmas telly.
It's just selfish tbh, if shes going to die and give us a public holiday at least make it in the summer.
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1 hour ago, Empty It said:
8 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said:
She is most definitely going to die in December when I'm off work anyway, ruining Christmas telly.

It's just selfish tbh, if shes going to die and give us a public holiday at least make it in the summer.

If? 

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14 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

More likely she'd have been commuting from Edinburgh, and realised what an absolute clusterfuck the travel will be.

Aye but the trains being off shouldn't worry her, she's entitled to a pensioners bus pass.

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1 hour ago, Empty It said:
9 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said:
She is most definitely going to die in December when I'm off work anyway, ruining Christmas telly.

It's just selfish tbh, if shes going to die and give us a public holiday at least make it in the summer.

Don't think it's a guaranteed public holiday.  Will be pissed off if it's a weekend or I don't get given the day off work though.

ETA it's the least she can do for us after all the tax money we've given her over the years.

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2 hours ago, Empty It said:
9 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said:
She is most definitely going to die in December when I'm off work anyway, ruining Christmas telly.

It's just selfish tbh, if shes going to die and give us a public holiday at least make it in the summer.

Preferably the week after that extended one for her jubilee.

Shouldn't lose one holiday for another

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