tamthebam Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 An old trope but as the theatres are shut which clubs or players would take which roles in a Scottish football pantomime? Cinderella will be played by Queens Park who have gone from rags to riches thanks to Fairy Godmother Willie Haughey Greeting Puss in (football) Boots is being played by Neil Lennon The Genie from Aladdin is Sir Steve Clarke for granting all our wishes to see Scotland qualify for a tournament Baron Hardup is being played by Morton's treasurer The Ugly Sisters are being played by, well, the Ugly Sisters of Scottish football At this point Dundee's vote has just been delivered to audience shouts of "Oh no it isn't, oh yes it is" King Rat by popular choice of the Morton fans is being played by Ray McKinnon The Scottish League management committee are being represented by the 7 Dwarves but all of them are Dopey Rod Petrie's wallet is doubling as Aladdin's Cave but not even the Genie can get it to open 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Shane Duffy as the donkeys arse please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Brechin to cover all the bits when the audience shout ‘HE’S BEHIND YOU’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 (edited) Accies treasurer as Jack (and the Beanstalk) getting no beans for £1M Edited December 25, 2020 by Zen Archer Esq. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Rangers to be the ghost of Christmas past. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Davie Dodds could single handedly play the ugly sisters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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