GiGi Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 The Ray McKinnon punchlines write themselves. Really though https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/19058397.mystery-snakes-discovered-greenock/ Add another snake at Gourock train station. Plenty of rumours on the go as to the origin of said snakes, but apparently there are a few more to be discovered which should add a bit of intrigue to the morning run. Anyone lose a snake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Hopefully they cast Samuel L as Catman. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Get these motherfuckin snakes off the main stand at cappielow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Why snakes which always seem to thrive in hot tropical places would ever choose Greenock seems a bit off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Perhaps they got lost looking for Paisssssley. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 24 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: Why snakes which always seem to thrive in hot tropical places would ever choose Greenock seems a bit off. They've probably been living in warm cannabis factory/loft. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted February 2, 2021 Author Share Posted February 2, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: They've probably been living in warm cannabis factory/loft. I reckon so as well. If they weren't already brown bread and dumped out the open then good chance the thermals of Scotland in January would have done it. Probably not what they evolved to cope with. Edited February 2, 2021 by GiGi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Surprised that it hasn't been skinned and eaten yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Some terrified Chinese folk had a big corn snake come up through a toilet in their flat in Gorgie. Unsurprisingly, nobody wanted to know/help. I looked for it but didn’t search that hard tbh. It probably belonged to the drug dealers upstairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 On its way to the Broomy on a Tuesday lunchtime for a pint and a shot on the pool table: talk about integration. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, bennett said: Surprised that it hasn't been skinned and eaten yet. We’re talking west of Scotland. It will be getting deep fried. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Snakes on a crane... 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Denny Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Looking for Uncle Ray 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Aye a guy who was owed tick went down in his saloon, nicked his 15 massive snakes with no experience and dumped them about the place like trophies. ^^^what i was told earlier 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 3 hours ago, bennett said: Hearing that snake has Champions League experience 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 1 hour ago, LargsTON said: Aye a guy who was owed tick went down in his saloon, nicked his 15 massive snakes with no experience and dumped them about the place like trophies. ^^^what i was told earlier Either that rumour or the one that a container came off a ship at the container terminal from Bolivia, full of exotic animals, and an apprentice left the container door open and they escaped. How one of the snakes then made it up to the cut mind you is another question. Probably got the Overton bus. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 2 hours ago, LargsTON said: Aye a guy who was owed tick went down in his saloon, nicked his 15 massive snakes with no experience and dumped them about the place like trophies. ^^^what i was told earlier 1 hour ago, Stevie Aitken's Love Child said: Either that rumour or the one that a container came off a ship at the container terminal from Bolivia, full of exotic animals, and an apprentice left the container door open and they escaped. How one of the snakes then made it up to the cut mind you is another question. Probably got the Overton bus. Seen both of these and not sure which one is more ridiculous. Can just imagine a 10ft python making its way from the container terminal, crossing about 20 busy roads over a 2 mile journey up to the cut without being seen, ran over or stabbed. One only made it as far as the Broomy before slithering off its mortal coil which is frankly a poor effort. The snake that had the right idea was obviously the one headed for the ferry in Gourock for a proper day out. We'll see where the rest of them end up, if indeed there are a dozen more lurking around. Good luck to them, hope they eat a few seagulls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dunning1874 Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: PM me *** x 2 many snakes in iss toon chick!!! x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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