superbigal Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 I suggest bottom then top with regards to the swimming pool. Any P&Bers got any interesting Swimming Pool Stories. Or have they appeared on a topical game show and won a Speedboat ? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-56427710 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 Barrymore will be shitting bricks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted March 17, 2021 Author Share Posted March 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Barrymore will be shitting bricks. Is that the gameshow you were on ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 1 minute ago, superbigal said: Is that the gameshow you were on ? Yeah, I had armbands though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Barrymore will be shitting bricks. Mind during the trial, Barrymore claimed he couldn't swim, then his ex-wife testified that he actually can swim. I'm sure that the post mortem established that the poor guy had been sexually assaulted. Would be good if someone was finally done for this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 Just now, paranoid android said: Mind during the trial, Barrymore claimed he couldn't swim, then his ex-wife testified that he actually can swim. I'm sure that the post mortem established that the poor guy had been sexually assaulted. Would be good if someone was finally done for this. The fact no-one was actually even charged for the murder is simply bewildering. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 Looking forward to someone posting the Busta Nut tweet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 I believe you can have a hotel pool to yourself if you sneakily float a Cadbury's Picnic Bar in it. Bonus points for swimming up to and taking a bite out the Picnic Bar in view of the others. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 38 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I believe you can have a hotel pool to yourself if you sneakily float a Cadbury's Picnic Bar in it. Bonus points for swimming up to and taking a bite out the Picnic Bar in view of the others. I don't like nuts (easy), would a Toffee Crisp suffice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 1 hour ago, SweeperDee said: Barrymore will be shitting bricks. Should get himself up to Edinburgh in that case. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 Watched the program when it was on. Found out from it that a niece of mine was there that night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 13 hours ago, supermik said: Watched the program when it was on. Found out from it that a niece of mine was there that night. A little known clue in the case was that the cheese was missing from the fridge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 14 hours ago, supermik said: Watched the program when it was on. Found out from it that a niece of mine was there that night. Ask her who killed the boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 51 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: A little known clue in the case was that the cheese was missing from the fridge. Exclusive: Barrymore addicted to cheese on toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 FWIW, the body outline drawn on the top of water of the swimming pool in one of the Naked Gun films is still one of the best film gags ever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 On 17/03/2021 at 13:23, tamthebam said: I believe you can have a hotel pool to yourself if you sneakily float a Cadbury's Picnic Bar in it. Bonus points for swimming up to and taking a bite out the Picnic Bar in view of the others. 8 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: FWIW, the body outline drawn on the top of water of the swimming pool in one of the Naked Gun films is still one of the best film gags ever. Not as good as the floating chocolate bar gag in Caddyshack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 An old Private Eye gag: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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