BFTD Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 3 hours ago, Lofarl said: Has any P&Ber ever looked for tractors and accidentally clicked into a porn website? I've certainly made a note of the excuse, just in case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Thank goodness he wasn't looking at combine harvesters or the Wurzels greatest hits would be on the telly 24/7. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zern Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 "a moment of madness" would be more believable if there wasn't multiple instances, multiple complaints and when confronted with the accusation he pretended it was some other unknown porn-watching MP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 It's one thing to wear your gardeners utility gilet when gardening with your standard issue family labrador but, to wear it in a studio for interview suggests oddball sex case imo. Also the rapid switch from "let's wait and see what the enquiry says" to "I'm so sorry I resign" is a bit suspicious. I hope they're still planning to look in his hard drive and under his patio tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zern Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 2 hours ago, williemillersmoustache said: It's one thing to wear your gardeners utility gilet when gardening with your standard issue family labrador but, to wear it in a studio for interview suggests oddball sex case imo. Also the rapid switch from "let's wait and see what the enquiry says" to "I'm so sorry I resign" is a bit suspicious. I hope they're still planning to look in his hard drive and under his patio tbh. I watched that interview, he really did try to bullshit his way through it with the "we have to wait for the inquiry" but was just so unconvincing. Even dragged his wife into it. Great Stuff I honestly expected an announcement about his recent diagnosis of "porn addiction", his booking for treatment, with donations and wellwishers welcomed for the victim. But i think the last Tory MP caught with drugs and sex workers already exhausted that wheeze. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theyellowbox Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Ironic that the Tories have issues with this and deeming it being a resignation prompting event, but not the Financial 'crimes' law breaking and lying to the queen. Interestingly, I was speaking to my local Tory candidate today, who was saying they have been getting a tough time (as I was giving her a tough time) on the doorsteps on the Westminster govts actions. Got the impression they are no confident come Thursday and was very keen to switch it to local issues, which in my area is not a place they'd otherwise want to be focusing on.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 It’s a slippery path lad. First it’s a bit of the old porn watching. Before you know it your wearing stockings and suspenders and choke wanking yourself into the afterlife. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 He would have gotten away with it if he had said Starmer not knowing what a woman was made him do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 9 hours ago, ICTChris said: “I’ve watched porn by mistake!” Easy mistake to make. Did he watch all the tractor porn or just the trailer? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 20 hours ago, williemillersmoustache said: It's one thing to wear your gardeners utility gilet when gardening with your standard issue family labrador but, to wear it in a studio for interview suggests oddball sex case imo. Also the rapid switch from "let's wait and see what the enquiry says" to "I'm so sorry I resign" is a bit suspicious. I hope they're still planning to look in his hard drive and under his patio tbh. Rumours circulating that they were naked photos of Ted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 What 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, ICTChris said: What It turns out that Human Resource was talking shite all along. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 12 minutes ago, ICTChris said: What I further googled "Gentlemen farmers spread their muck" and things just spiralled 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 He’s going to get away with it. CON + 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 43 minutes ago, ICTChris said: What It’s ridiculous how much they treat us like idiots….. and get away with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 People, I think what you're all forgetting is that it would all be so much worse if Labour were in government! There is no other option. Only the Conservatives can win here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: What "Oh yes. That will be the Porn 2000 combined harvester, the ultimate in farming machinery from Tomas Porn Industries of Denmark." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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