NotThePars Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Pato said: Just back from gluing the locks & letting the air out the tyres of all the people who flew a union jack when Rangers won the league - what have you done to help your community today? I'll be doing what I always do: posting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Just back from gluing the locks & letting the air out the tyres of all the people who flew a union jack when Rangers won the league - what have you done to help your community today?I honestly dont know how many times I am going to have to type "expanding foam up the exhaust pipe" before folk start to pay attention 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 26 minutes ago, TheScarf said: My word - Desperation. They haven’t been anywhere near relevant in years...unless you want news on z list celebs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Happy voting everyone, and remember: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 (edited) Not necessarily election related but just been reminded of the existence of "Fat Cops" Edited May 6, 2021 by Genuine Hibs Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, Pato said: Very difficult to come up with a convincing reason you'd have that on your person if an officer of the law asks you imo. Sew a drugs pocket into your sleeve and a wee thing of a loctite fits in there perfectly. I'm sorry my brother but if you cant explain to Plod why you have expanding foam on you then the politically motivated sabotage game might not be for you. You always, ALWAYS start any altercation with the Police with the following: "I am a freeman of the land and I do not consent to be governed by your laws" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 30 minutes ago, Pato said: Just back from gluing the locks & letting the air out the tyres of all the people who flew a union jack when Rangers won the league - what have you done to help your community today? My dad is fiercely anti snp - probably Labour but his hatred burns so bright I wouldn't put it past him to vote tory. I got him admitted to hospital a couple of weeks ago safe in the knowledge he hadn't registered for a postal vote and more or less certain he'd still be in today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 (edited) You know how in every good game, there's always a boss fight on the last level? Well, this is the giant Nicola Sturgeon must defeat in combat to win independence for Scotland. Edited May 6, 2021 by G51 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, G51 said: You know how in every good game, there's always a boss fight on the last level? Well, this is the giant Nicola Sturgeon must defeat in combat to win independence for Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, G51 said: You know how in every good game, there's always a boss fight on the last level? Well... He forgot his bowler hat and gloves. Think Sunak is tiny so the big dopey tory looks huge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Yeah I wouldn't take the piss out of him lads. He will actually grind your bones to make his bread. Either physically or through the exploitation of the working classes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 ^^^Rishi proudly showing the world the results of his hedge fund's investment in genetic modification. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 To be fair, Sunak is 5'2 or something so that guy is probably just normal sized. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, G51 said: You know how in every good game, there's always a boss fight on the last level? Well, this is the giant Nicola Sturgeon must defeat in combat to win independence for Scotland. Hagrid being a Tory has ruined my childhood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, bernardblack said: 'He'll be back. Like a shit Terminator.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 That's the beast in standby mode. Sunak is actually required to pilot him around. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 SNP/Greens for this empty-headed Natter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 You know how in every good game, there's always a boss fight on the last level? Well, this is the giant Nicola Sturgeon must defeat in combat to win independence for Scotland. Ah the young Robbie as Mason Boyne, great memories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, craigkillie said: For all of this talk of SNP votes "shifting across on the list", it has to be acknowledged that there is also a lot of shift the other way. I'm a Green Party supporter, but I often vote SNP in the constituency list and or for Westminster because there isn't a Green candidate standing. That's one of the things that pisses me off about the regional vote being called the 2nd vote. They're both first votes. 2 hours ago, Jambomo said: I am still somewhat undecided on being either both votes SNP or SNP and green on the list, I guess I’ll make up my mind in the booth. I am not a massive follower of politics and I’ll admit to not fully understanding how the system works. I do like the Greens though, so have no objection to voting for them at least it’s not like I have to vote Tory or Labour. The SNP are pretty much certain to win every seat in Glasgow and are very, very unlikely to get anyone off the list as a result. They got 45% on the list last time and didn't get any list MSPs. The Greens could get two on the list in Glasgow this time, at the expense of unionist parties, so if you're thinking of maybe going that way it's a much more worthwhile vote. ETA I just checked, and last time the Tories got the final regional seat in Glasgow, taking two with 11.9% of the vote while the Greens got one with 9.4%. If the Greens beat the Tories they'll likely take a seat from them. Edited May 6, 2021 by GordonS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 That's the beast in standby mode. Sunak is actually required to pilot him around.A combination last seen doing Tina Turners bidding in Bartertown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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