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3 hours ago, Derry Alli said:

It's supposed to be anything g over about £17.5k is an automatic custodial. She's doubled it and some.

Lassie I used to work with stole £21k over a year and got 9 months 

That auld dears got 200 hours cs for stealing 40k, works out at £200 an hour :lol: no bad for some

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2 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said:

Lassie I used to work with stole £21k over a year and got 9 months 

That auld dears got 200 hours cs for stealing 40k, works out at £200 an hour :lol: no bad for some

Someone I know stole over 18k at her work and got community service. 

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3 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said:

Lassie I used to work with stole £21k over a year and got 9 months 

That auld dears got 200 hours cs for stealing 40k, works out at £200 an hour :lol: no bad for some

Like the story here, I know somebody whose charge was £23k, reduced to £16k on appeal and they got a year. :lol:

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7 minutes ago, Lofarl said:

This crime business actually seems somewhat profitable.

There was an old 24 Hours in Police custody on this week and it featured a gang of drug dealers being rounded up in Luton. They were all tracksuit wearing kids basically, very young. They all looked like they were playing at being gangsters but at the end the police worked out they were making £100,000 a week selling crack and heroin. These guys weren’t the godfathers of Luton, they were a bunch of mates. Crazy the money that’s can be made in drugs.

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23 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

There was an old 24 Hours in Police custody on this week and it featured a gang of drug dealers being rounded up in Luton. They were all tracksuit wearing kids basically, very young. They all looked like they were playing at being gangsters but at the end the police worked out they were making £100,000 a week selling crack and heroin. These guys weren’t the godfathers of Luton, they were a bunch of mates. Crazy the money that’s can be made in drugs.

Its not all profit though, they need to buy the stuff and have transport, security and warehousing costs to consider.

No tax though, so its not all bad news.

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1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

There was an old 24 Hours in Police custody on this week and it featured a gang of drug dealers being rounded up in Luton. They were all tracksuit wearing kids basically, very young. They all looked like they were playing at being gangsters but at the end the police worked out they were making £100,000 a week selling crack and heroin. These guys weren’t the godfathers of Luton, they were a bunch of mates. Crazy the money that’s can be made in drugs.

And it's a victimless crime. You're just selling what people want.

I have noticed that, like policemen, criminals are getting younger. I asked an old gangster I know about this and he explained that each generation of criminals start younger and are more ruthless than the one before.

 

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23 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

And it's a victimless crime. You're just selling what people want.

I have noticed that, like policemen, criminals are getting younger. I asked an old gangster I know about this and he explained that each generation of criminals start younger and are more ruthless than the one before.

 

All the P&B old duffers should start a drug gang, no-one will suspect us. 

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27 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

All the P&B old duffers should start a drug gang, no-one will suspect us. 

I have some out-of-date Amoxicyllin and Doxicycline. Might have some difficulty in sourcing a MAC10 and some pensioners hooses to cuckoo, though...............

 

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1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

All the P&B old duffers should start a drug gang, no-one will suspect us. 

I had that theory a while back.

If I could think of one big job I could carry out. The police would round up the usual suspects. I wouldn't be suspected of such a crime with no history of it.

I also seen somebody got a few years for child benefit fraud. He'd gotten away with it for years but got lazy. It was pretty much the same plan I had when I worked in DHSS, but never had the bottle to start it.

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2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I had that theory a while back.

If I could think of one big job I could carry out. The police would round up the usual suspects. I wouldn't be suspected of such a crime with no history of it.

I also seen somebody got a few years for child benefit fraud. He'd gotten away with it for years but got lazy. It was pretty much the same plan I had when I worked in DHSS, but never had the bottle to start it.

A few elderly Chicago mobsters tried this a few years back, they got caught.

https://www.chicagomag.com/chicago-magazine/may-2012/the-mobs-last-gasp/

 

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8 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I had that theory a while back.

If I could think of one big job I could carry out. The police would round up the usual suspects. I wouldn't be suspected of such a crime with no history of it.

I also seen somebody got a few years for child benefit fraud. He'd gotten away with it for years but got lazy. It was pretty much the same plan I had when I worked in DHSS, but never had the bottle to start it.

Being 89 and in a wheelchair didn’t stop this Boston crime boss from being beaten with padlocks in socks until his eyes fell out and he resembled the contents of a tin of minestrone soup.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62600194.amp

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11 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Being 89 and in a wheelchair didn’t stop this Boston crime boss from being beaten with padlocks in socks until his eyes fell out and he resembled the contents of a tin of minestrone soup.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62600194.amp

Snitches get stitches.  Not that they'll help him much now.

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I read about this guy in America about 15 years ago who, in his 50’s, started selling drugs with a much younger guy and they made a fortune. Got away with it for 2 years before the local bizzies caught wind that it was actually him and not one of the 2 million drug gangs that operated in his town. 
 

I think he died before they could prove it was him so he was never actually convicted or served any jail time. I didn’t hear what happened to the younger guy.

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2 hours ago, TheScarf said:

I read about this guy in America about 15 years ago who, in his 50’s, started selling drugs with a much younger guy and they made a fortune. Got away with it for 2 years before the local bizzies caught wind that it was actually him and not one of the 2 million drug gangs that operated in his town. 
 

I think he died before they could prove it was him so he was never actually convicted or served any jail time. I didn’t hear what happened to the younger guy.

I think he fucked off in a Chevrolet El Camino.

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4 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

Netflix.

Nae word of a lie, boy at my work is called Bryan Cranston. Bald head, glasses. Gets the nickname Heisenberg.

 

Lovely stuff.

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