Richey Edwards Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 I was curious as to how many P&B members have been in a sword fight? How did it turn out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 In this life? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 24, 2021 Author Share Posted June 24, 2021 1 minute ago, BFTD said: In this life? No. How about the last one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 Just once. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 Just now, Richey Edwards said: How about the last one? Sorry, I was thinking about it for the next life. Running stark bollock naked down a rainy street, madly swinging a claymore at some Clancy Brown looking motherfucker, while screaming distantly-remembered gibberish from a past life about him being on the verge of tears. Too many responsibilities for that kind of thing in this life, sadly. 2 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Just once. Is it true that you had the skitters that day? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 We used to have "sword" fights in school with rulers. I used to get walloped by a mate who had a better ruler. Fed up with sore knuckles, on a trip to Hadrian's Wall I bought a 30 inch solid wood "Roman" ruler. The next ruler sword fight ended in a satisfyingly bruising victory for the Roman army and my mate going off sword fights, the wimp. Moral: get yourself a bigger sword. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 9 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: I was curious as to how many P&B members have been in a sword fight? How did it turn out? Euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 You fight like a dairy farmer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 I’ve fenced against a random 11 year old child whilst on a wee jaunt to centre parcs. No mercy, and I won. Think I was 22 at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Chic Charnley's memoirs for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: I was curious as to how many P&B members have been in a sword fight? How did it turn out? I've had a sword fight in your mums mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 There can only be one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 For 90s kids like me, sword fights were fairly standard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 I ended up in a sword fight with a pal I hadn't seen in 20+ years. I tried to psych him out by saying if he hit me I would become more powerful than he possibly imagined. Didn't work. c**t just wiped me and I had to spend the rest of my life following a wean around giving him unwarranted life advice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, NotThePars said: I ended up in a sword fight with a pal I hadn't seen in 20+ years. I tried to psych him out by saying if he hit me I would become more powerful than he possibly imagined. Didn't work. c**t just wiped me and I had to spend the rest of my life following a wean around giving him unwarranted life advice. You want to go home and rethink your life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 I was eating lunch in the cafeteria one day when this guy went off on one. Picked up a knife and started waving it about and shouting. Me and a mate managed to subdue him but he did end up cutting himself. I felt really off afterwards. I was sweaty, nervous and agitated. I couldn't even stay at work, so went for a walk to try to take the edge off. I'm not sure what came over me but I went home and picked up a foil and headed back to work. On seeing me with it, some guys just ran away. I started talking to a co-worker who I fancied but out of nowhere two of my bosses attacked me and knocked me clean out. I woke up a little later in a nurse's office. I'd been given an injection and started to feel a lot better. I got back to work a few minutes later and things calmed down a bit. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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