Dee Man Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 (edited) You've done your weekly shop at Asda. You've returned to your Nissan Qashqai with your £186 worth of shopping and you've fired it into your ample boot space. You've pressed the remote automatic boot close on your key fob and stood in awe yet again at how far technology has come. You've pushed your trolley into the empty parking spot beside you, jumped into your car and driven home to empty your groceries into the pantry/fridge/freezer or wherever they belong. Or have you... Edited August 16, 2021 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 You've done your weekly shop at Asda. You've returned to your Nissan Qashqai with your £186 worth of shopping and you've fired it into your ample boot space. You've pressed the remote automatic boot close on your key fob and stood in awe yet again at how far technology has come. You've pushed your trolley into the empty parking spot beside you, jumped into your car and driven home to empty your groceries into the pantry/fridge/freezer or wherever they belong. Or have you...Hopefully crashed on the way home for leaving the trolley in an empty parking space rather than return it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 (edited) Usually Lidl Citroen C4 coupe VTS Usually under £30 Car is 15 years old I use the basket you drag along behind you via the big handle. ETA they have a device within which means you can't remove them from the shop. I do own a fridge/freezer. Edited August 16, 2021 by Arch Stanton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Always take it back to the trolley bay. Scummy behaviour otherwise. Leaving it lying in parking bays is the height of fucking laziness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Have some faith in Magic Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Pick up stuff during the week and use a basket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Take it back to the trolley bay to get my pound coin out of the fecker’. Next question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 £186 of weekly shopping from Asda? How many people is this for? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, BFTD said: £186 of weekly shopping from Asda? How many people is this for? One 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Asda delivery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrybiy Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 (edited) Always return to the trolley area. Reminds me of this entertaining YouTube channel. Amazing how wound up people get at being told basic manners. Edited August 16, 2021 by derrybiy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 you take your own trolley back ? i look that good doing my big shop, i always get at least one single guy hitting on me, he takes it back for me, after he's packed my shopping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: You've done your weekly shop at Asda. You've returned to your Nissan Qashqai with your £186 worth of shopping and you've fired it into your ample boot space. You've pressed the remote automatic boot close on your key fob and stood in awe yet again at how far technology has come. You've pushed your trolley into the empty parking spot beside you, jumped into your car and driven home to empty your groceries into the pantry/fridge/freezer or wherever they belong. Or have you... f**k Asda. Put trolley back. That is all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 13 minutes ago, Meldrew said: you take your own trolley back ? i look that good doing my big shop, i always get at least one single guy hitting on me, he takes it back for me, after he's packed my shopping. wid Spoiler NOT!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Poll clearly missing a "I dump mine in the local burn" option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 17, 2021 Author Share Posted August 17, 2021 5 hours ago, derrybiy said: Always return to the trolley area. Reminds me of this entertaining YouTube channel. Amazing how wound up people get at being told basic manners. This thread was essentially made on the back of binging on Cart Narcs. Tremendous entertainment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 No trolleys at the wet market. I'm out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 8 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: I use the basket you drag along behind you via the big handle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 I don’t even bother with a basket, I just launch the stuff I’m getting into my tote bags/rucksack and then empty them at the checkout. Folk say “but it will look like you are stealing” - well I don’t really care what people think and I look forward to the day I am stopped in Aldi and accused of being a thief. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 10 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: I don’t even bother with a basket, I just launch the stuff I’m getting into my tote bags/rucksack and then empty them at the checkout. Folk say “but it will look like you are stealing” - well I don’t really care what people think and I look forward to the day I am stopped in Aldi and accused of being a thief. Why? Wouldn't it be quicker and easier using a basket? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 I don't return it to keep the good trolley folk in employment. Same way I chuck litter everywhere to make sure street cleaners have jobs. It's called society. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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