Richey Edwards Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'm not a drug dealer, but the ones I do know tend not to fuckabout. My limited experience of foreign drug dealers, mostly gleaned from the telly, is that they're even less patient than the Scottish ones. I suspect young Jay and some equally daft pals have dreamt this up. It'll be ironic that their shenanigans have brought unwanted attention to the ruthless drug dealers and developed what was probably going to be a good kicking into hours of torture and a shallow or watery grave. How about a shallow AND watery grave? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 25 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: How about a shallow AND watery grave? The Dens Park pitch? 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 10 hours ago, LargsTON said: I don't normally tend to buy into these daft theories but my friend who has lived in Tenerife for around 20 years says the girl Lucy is a known dealer on the island and is barred from most pubs and clubs in Las Americas and Los Cristianos so maybe there is some truth to the rumour he's fallen foul of the Moroccans. Which is what the chat is amongst the locals in Adeje where he stays. The question would be why has she hung around there as surely she is also likely be in some danger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 From the BBC... Dozens of experienced local firefighters, police and mountain rangers are leading the search, which is focusing on the ravines and trails around the village of Masca in the Rural de Teno national park and started from a local restaurant around 10:00 BST on Saturday morning. Disappointing lack of nail technicians and cake decorators. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: From the BBC... Dozens of experienced local firefighters, police and mountain rangers are leading the search, which is focusing on the ravines and trails around the village of Masca in the Rural de Teno national park and started from a local restaurant around 10:00 BST on Saturday morning. Disappointing lack of nail technicians and cake decorators. Please tell me they are including psychics. How can they hope to find him without their expertise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 I can't believe that the search team never took up the offer of flying the labrador with the sensitive nose over to Tenerife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 5 minutes ago, bennett said: I can't believe that the search team never took up the offer of flying the labrador with the sensitive nose over to Tenerife. Or the woman in a power chair. As I see it there are 3 possible explanations. 1. He really did get lost in the mountains 2. Its a drug deal gone bad 3. Its a scam to get go fund me money Option 3 is the only one where he is still alve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 1 hour ago, Wile E Coyote said: Or the woman in a power chair. As I see it there are 3 possible explanations. 1. He really did get lost in the mountains 2. Its a drug deal gone bad 3. Its a scam to get go fund me money Option 3 is the only one where he is still alve You've missed out abduction by aliens. Personally I'd feel sorry for the aliens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 That's the search finished now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 2 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: That's the search finished now. Does that make him 2024 Hide 'n' Seek champion? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 3 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: That's the search finished now. Shameful, as the Euros are still on and Jay’s a football fan. How can the players concentrate if they see the searchers gave up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 13 minutes ago, TxRover said: Shameful, as the Euros are still on and Jay’s a football fan. How can the players concentrate if they see the searchers gave up? Maybe as a mark of their concern the England squad and the wags could leave the Euros and go and begin their own search? It's the only reasonable thing to do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 7 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Maybe as a mark of their concern the England squad and the wags could leave the Euros and go and begin their own search? It's the only reasonable thing to do. It would be truly brilliant if, after the inevitable defeat today, one of the players said they did it for Jay. Of course, some fans wouldn’t get the joke and death threats would ensue, so hopefully if would be Kane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 1 hour ago, RiffRaff said: Does that make him 2024 Hide 'n' Seek champion? Only if he's still alive. Any fool could be dead and not be found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 32 minutes ago, TxRover said: Shameful, as the Euros are still on and Jay’s a football fan. How can the players concentrate if they see the searchers gave up? They'll get a surprise if Walks in the Room. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 8 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: They'll get a surprise if Walks in the Room. All Sugar and Spice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Diego De la Vega Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 I don't normally come onto normal island for a read for some reason and I'm very happy I have. was wondering why @ICTChris hadn't started a thread on Jay Slater 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Diego De la Vega Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 On 21/06/2024 at 15:48, carpetmonster said: My favourite by far 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 4 hours ago, Don Diego De la Vega said: I don't normally come onto normal island for a read for some reason and I'm very happy I have. was wondering why @ICTChris hadn't started a thread on Jay Slater @ICTChris is Jay Slater imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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