Sergeant Wilson Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 The sweet chilli ones are good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muirkirk nil Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 I see Andrew has absolute no shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Dead Queen is passing near my house tomorrow. I'll be washing my hair. I'm 'follicley challenged'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: Dead Queen is passing near my house tomorrow. I'll be washing my hair. I'm 'follicley challenged'. Meanwhile I will be wondering how I will get from Dunfermline to Cowdenbeath to do my shift in social care when I can’t get over the M90! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Feel sorry for the normal folk of embra it's going to be bootlicking central from the morra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossBFaeDundee Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 (edited) Queenie's carcass will be passing through town tomorrow and delaying buses at the exact time I'll need one for work tomorrow. With that and football, she's impacted on my life far more negatively being dead than she ever did at all while alive. Almost wants to make you say 'fair play'. Edited September 10, 2022 by RossBFaeDundee 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 15 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Feel sorry for the normal folk of embra it's going to be bootlicking central from the morra Will be avoiding Edinburgh for the next few days at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 I'm going to be in Dunbar on the day of the funeral, they won't close the pubs will they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 18 minutes ago, Dunfermline Don said: Meanwhile I will be wondering how I will get from Dunfermline to Cowdenbeath to do my shift in social care when I can’t get over the M90! You'll need to go via Rosyth and head up the Cowdenbeath road from Inverkeithing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 2 hours ago, muirkirk nil said: Great. Now the wife thinks I been watching porn. Thanks for that, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakedee Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Great. Now the wife thinks I been watching porn. Thanks for that,Exactly the same. "And what are you watching". Was the shout from the other side of the room. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 47 minutes ago, Clown Job said: I see Andrew has absolute no shame Raking in amongst the flowers searching for teddy bears to use as bait IMO. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 35 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Feel sorry for the normal folk of embra it's going to be bootlicking central from the morra There aren't any many normal people left in Edinburgh, we're being slowly replaced by students and tourists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 29 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: You'll need to go via Rosyth and head up the Cowdenbeath road from Inverkeithing. I cycle to work so that is some diversion. Bring on the Republic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagar Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 58 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: Dead Queen is passing near my house tomorrow. I'll be washing my hair. I'm 'follicley challenged'. Right by my window. Had to move my bloody car to another street. Actually, I have been drinking, so nice police officer moved it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 53 minutes ago, Dunfermline Don said: Meanwhile I will be wondering how I will get from Dunfermline to Cowdenbeath to do my shift in social care when I can’t get over the M90! Two days? How slowly will they be going? And as for protecting the public, can't they just get a copper to sit with Prince Andrew? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Right by my window. Had to move my bloody car to another street. Actually, I have been drinking, so nice police officer moved it for me.Hope you rigged it. [emoji102] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagar Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 7 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Hope you rigged it. Hahaha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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