Bonza! It's time for the Australian election!

[Highland Capital]

Strewth!  It's time for the Australian Federal Election.  Everyone as excited as yours truly?

Have any PNBers ever stood for election in Australia?

Will any PNBers be voting for the Daylight Saving Party?

Have any PNBers ever not spent any time on everything because in the meantime, every three months someone is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland?

[BFTD]

This thread requires an in-depth rundown of the parties, and the general state of play for ignorant drongos like me.

Any chance of victory for the bonzer good guys, or will the Aussies vote in another pack of flamin' galahs?

[Dan Steele]

G'day. 

 

Edited May 19, 2022 by The Skelpit Lug
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[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

[Ray Patterson]

Basically the Liberals are like the Tories and Nationals are like the Uber-Tories and they're part of what is known as the Coalition (but are basically the same party) - they're in government and are massive climate-change denying c***s.

Labor is like well Labour, and the only real opposition to the Coalition, and are slightly leading in the polls.

There's Pauline Hansen and her One Nation Party - which is like the BNP (she's a fucking psycho) and Fatty Coal Magnate Clive Palmer and his United Australia Party - which is like UKIP. There's also Katter's Australia which is fucking mental - he's famous for this clip

There's also the Greens - which compete with Labor in some seats, and are about as relevant as the Greens over here.

[GNU_Linux]

Basically the Liberals are like the Tories and Nationals are like the Uber-Tories and they're part of what is known as the Coalition (but are basically the same party) - they're in government and are massive climate-change denying c***s.
Labor is like well Labour, and the only real opposition to the Coalition, and are slightly leading in the polls.
There's Pauline Hansen and her One Nation Party - which is like the BNP (she's a fucking psycho) and Fatty Coal Magnate Clive Palmer and his United Australia Party - which is like UKIP. There's also Katter's Australia which is fucking mental - he's famous for this clip
There's also the Greens - which compete with Labor in some seats, and are about as relevant as the Greens over here.

There's also Centre Alliance who are beige Lib Dem-esque politically.

[Ray Patterson]

1 minute ago, GNU_Linux said:

There's also Centre Alliance who are beige Lib Dem-esque politically.
 

Very forgettable 

[DublinMagyar]

Until Australia learns to turn the volume down, it can gtf

[Theroadlesstravelled]

Why don’t the spell Labour correctly?

[carpetmonster]

1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

Why don’t the spell Labour correctly?

It's all the rage to drop u's and y's. 

[ICTChris]

 

 

[BFTD]

Did they ever get around to dropping Lizzie as Head of State?

[Albus Bulbasaur]

This will be my sole contribution to this thread. 

Make of it what you will.

 

[Wee-Bey]

Australia have always been Britain's main challengers for the title of Normal Island.

[Thistle_do_nicely]

GET IN THE FUCKIN CAH MORTYYYYY

 

[Thistle_do_nicely]

AH NO I FILLED IT WITH DIESEL

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

I take it the Aussie version of the BNP aren't as keen on the rights of the indigenous population as the British version of the party is?

[scottsdad]

I know as much about Australian politics as I do about pleasing women. 

The number and quality of my posts in this thread will give you an indication of what that is. 

Bye all.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Who are they Tories here?

f**k them especially.

Do they have an antipodean Dougie Ross? 

[BFTD]