The Great Stagsby Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) I read P&B on my phone more than on computer these days, and (in full mode anyway) I usually find myself zooming in or out to make posts as readable as possible. This usually means the identity of the poster is off to the side somewhere, meaning I need to 'swipe' to the side if I want to know who wrote something. It is INCREDIBLE how often I'll read some whining, sarcastic, 'poster clearly in someone other than his own team's thread' drivelling nonsense, and swipe to the side to discover it's a Dundee fan. Edited August 20, 2015 by The Great Stagsby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I read P&B on my phone more than on computer these days, and (in full mode anyway) I usually find myself zooming in or out to make posts as readable as possible. This usually means the identity of the poster is off to the side somewhere, meaning I need to 'swipe' to the side if I want to know who wrote something. It is INCREDIBLE how often I'll read some whining, sarcastic, 'poster clearly in someone other than his own team's thread' drivelling nonsense, and swipe to the side to discover it's a Dundee fan. Great post. Will read again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebonce Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Stagsby you're back! I thought you were consficated at customs, never to reach the homeland. Get a seat on the bus to Killie and we can share Haribo and talk tactics. Or join us in the Staggie Bar after the Dundee United game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdong1929 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Is Deefiant like a pop-up add to a main feature you're streaming (whatever: football game, porn, box-set) - you know the videoclips with the shite whittering chat about nothing that just appear unwanted in the middle of the main feature? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebonce Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Also: meaning I need to 'swipe' to the side = stealth 'a/s/l' post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdong1929 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 meaning I need to 'swipe' to the side Vander has made a career out of that move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Is Deefiant like a pop-up add to a main feature you're streaming (whatever: football game, porn, box-set) - you know the videoclips with the shite whittering chat about nothing that just appear unwanted in the middle of the main feature? My shite chat was so "shite" and "whittering" you decided to adopt and adapt it for your own purposes whilst completely ruining the spirit of it by making numerous spelling errors. Nice one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdong1929 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 The analogy stands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Stagsby Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Great post. Will read again.Tell your friends! Stagsby you're back! I thought you were consficated at customs, never to reach the homeland. Get a seat on the bus to Killie and we can share Haribo and talk tactics. Or join us in the Staggie Bar after the Dundee United game.Hiya Can't do Killie but hopefully post-United will work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdong1929 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 FYI anyone wondering where Kiss ended up, he's off to Norway: http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/cardiff-city-transfer-news-filip-9881655 Also, still seems to be under contract at Cardiff? Thought his contract had expired in the Summer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forfinn Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 At least the former players and managers thread is going well... We seem to have been diverted from this thread's real purpose of giving a commentary to OTB's main feature, so I'd just like to point out that RSB now seems to have taken to trolling. He's finally getting the hang of the internet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdong1929 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 We seem to have been diverted from this thread's real purpose of giving a commentary to OTB's main feature, so I'd just like to point out that RSB now seems to have taken to trolling. He's finally getting the hang of the internet! Aye, noticed that too! The man's a hero, I wish he was my uncle. Uncle Buff, off looking for fishies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Stagsby Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 A home match against Ayr is probably as good as we could have hand picked, they'll be a good game but one I'd expect to qualify from. Although only 2-0, The Rangers fairly crushed them in terms of possession and chances created last night, and at their own place. I don't think Ayr took a shot until the last 15 minutes or so. I'm looking forward to Tuesday, not saying it's in the bag, but hoping for a morale-boosting outing with a few goals for the home side. Actually, related: I know the 'rusty' excuse/explanation, and the fact that he's actually a lot more capable and reliable, but after Reckord's performance against Hearts there's no way I'd be starting him against Killie. Depending how the game's going, maybe give him the last half hour, with a view to starting him on Tuesday against Ayr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Still expect Gatsby to be outed as an alias. Ill wait for it be revealed. Forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 You spelt it wrong, but I'm waiting for Sir Stagsby the Great to turn up at a game in a tux. Not for hospitality or anything, just because that's how he dresses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) You spelt it wrong, but I'm waiting for Sir Stagsby the Great to turn up at a game in a tux. Not for hospitality or anything, just because that's how he dresses.I like to think he's got a complete collection of programmes going back to 1974, but he's never read them and has torn out all the manager's messages so no one else can either.Perhaps too he has a small mansion at the other end of the Cromarty firth and when night games are played, he mournfully stands in his garden, gazing at the floodlights. That'd make him more of a Nick Carraway character though, and I can't think of a humorous County twist on his name. Edited August 20, 2015 by Savage Henry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Stagsby Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Nicked Caravan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Nicked Caravan? I was going to go with Nigg Faraway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Stagsby Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I was going to go with Nigg Faraway. Perfect! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staggie52 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Stealing mobile homes from yer fellow staggies is outrageous I see what you did there..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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