Malky6424 Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 (edited) What really happened last Tuesday afternoon at starks park? What did Berra mean when he said " for the benefit of the team"? Why was the office on Tuesday afternoon" tense"? Why were the squad very late in vacating the dressing room on Tuesday afternoon? Edited July 28, 2022 by Malky6424 Spelling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baillieinleeds Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 The New Raith Rovers Thread for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 This sort of thread always end up being really entertaining.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro Sham Bo Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 57 minutes ago, Malky6424 said: What really happened last Tuesday afternoon at starks park? What did Berra mean when he said " for the benefit of the team"? Why was the office on Tuesday afternoon" tense"? Why were the squad very late in vacating the dressing room on Tuesday afternoon? I expect a squad member will create an account any minute now to let us know... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Murray called him a Jambo cunt apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Malky6424 said: What really happened last Tuesday afternoon at starks park? What did Berra mean when he said " for the benefit of the team"? Why was the office on Tuesday afternoon" tense"? Why were the squad very late in vacating the dressing room on Tuesday afternoon? You tell us, you seem to know more about it than the rest of us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dario Zanatta Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 23 hours ago, Malky6424 said: What really happened last Tuesday afternoon at starks park? What did Berra mean when he said " for the benefit of the team"? Why was the office on Tuesday afternoon" tense"? Why were the squad very late in vacating the dressing room on Tuesday afternoon? Alright m8 it's Dario Zanatta here. What happened was Ian Murray and Berra had a scrap and Berra won with the nipple-cripple move. The office on Tuesday afternoon was tense because the manager and board are all cnuts. All the players take the piss out of those jokers. The squad were late in vacating the dressing room because we were all swigging buckfast. Hope this clears your questions up. Dario xxxxx 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Berra Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 (edited) On 28/07/2022 at 09:27, Malky6424 said: What really happened last Tuesday afternoon at starks park? What did Berra mean when he said " for the benefit of the team"? Why was the office on Tuesday afternoon" tense"? Why were the squad very late in vacating the dressing room on Tuesday afternoon? What really happened last Tuesday afternoon at starks park? I farted in the dressing room while that Hibbe twat was going through our training drills for the day, He wasny amused. Especially as it was a result of my vegan carrot and turnip szechuan curry and tofu from the night before. This caused us to have a few words. It was a few words, as he couldny stand to be in the same room with the smell. What did Berra mean when he said " for the benefit of the team"? Again, it was due to said farting that the boys couldny cope with. Therefore I felt it was time to save them the burden of burnt nostrils after my spicy veggie dinners. Why was the office on Tuesday afternoon" tense"? I farted in there too. The owner went nuts. So much so that his sewn up money bag fell to the floor and split. An almighty stooshie happened whereby the office staff all jumped in to the scoorie. Owner was not amused as he recovered all but a fiver of it. That fiver was taken from their tip jar and put back in the biscuit tin. Why were the squad very late in vacating the dressing room on Tuesday afternoon? I farted again in the dressing room, and as I departed Starks Park for the last time, I locked them in there to enjoy it. Payback for that Hibbee twat punting my defensive team mates. What did he expect me and my old jake the pegs to do it all myself? I left singing the song Hearts Hearts Glorious Hearts as my old mucker John McGlynn picked me up. We had a good laugh about it. By the way Dario, as an ex Jambo you better get out of there too. Im sure you can do a job elsewhere. My mate has an ice cream van you can work in. Its steering is a bit ropey, and it wanders about aimlessly. A bit like you on a Saturday afternoon really. Edited July 29, 2022 by Christophe Berra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRFC_Liam Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 On 28/07/2022 at 09:27, Malky6424 said: What really happened last Tuesday afternoon at starks park? What did Berra mean when he said " for the benefit of the team"? Why was the office on Tuesday afternoon" tense"? Why were the squad very late in vacating the dressing room on Tuesday afternoon? You tell us you seem to know all of that all what we know was his retirement, we didn’t know about the office being “tense” or late vacating dressing room or is this another made up rumour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Hibs 1 hearts 0 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 On 28/07/2022 at 09:55, baillieinleeds said: The New Raith Rovers Thread for this. No. The 'everything related to a club must go in the respective club thread' culture on here over the past 5-6 year is boring as shit. Individual threads for individual topics is the way forward and should be embraced. If it's a shite topic, it'll fall off the first page fairly quick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heid_The_Baw Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 10 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: No. The 'everything related to a club must go in the respective club thread' culture on here over the past 5-6 year is boring as shit. Individual threads for individual topics is the way forward and should be embraced. If it's a shite topic, it'll fall off the first page fairly quick. Have to agree tbh. The one forum thing you lose track of threads when there are multiples in the one. Seperate topics are deffo better. As you say if it is a shite topic it will fall away quick. See two of 'our recent players' have responded above..... Oh the banter. This one seems to be plummeting off a cliff as we speak.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Tarmo Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Smallest team in Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 There’s too many of you cryin’….. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dario Zanatta Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 On 29/07/2022 at 16:36, Heid_The_Baw said: See two of 'our recent players' have responded above..... Oh the banter. This one seems to be plummeting off a cliff as we speak.... At least I'm still there. Unlike this fucking bail-out artist. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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