pawpar Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Royals give awards to royals ????????????????? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68882308 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 5 hours ago, pawpar said: Royals give awards to royals ????????????????? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68882308 Do the titles actually mean anything? They must have gotten jealous watching GoT & hearing: "Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Uganda was run by His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular and the Last King of Scotland. Meanwhile in Britain: "I say Wills, fancy being the Great Master of the Order of the Bath? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 10 hours ago, Venti said: Do the titles actually mean anything? They must have gotten jealous watching GoT & hearing: "Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons" I don't know about dragons, but according to some conspiracy theorists, some female members of the Royal family are mothers of lizards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 19 hours ago, pawpar said: Royals give awards to royals ????????????????? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68882308 14 hours ago, BFTD said: Uganda was run by His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular and the Last King of Scotland. Meanwhile in Britain: "I say Wills, fancy being the Great Master of the Order of the Bath? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/24/royals-william-kate-camilla-honours-monarchy-archaic "Then there are the military honours and decorations. Charles himself has accumulated dozens of medals, enough almost to sink one of the battleships under his command as a five star admiral. Oh, and he is also a five star general in the army and a five star air chief marshal in the RAF. What stupendous military service or acts of bravery have led to this avalanche of medals? Well, he did captain a coastal minesweeper several decades ago for a short period. And he has only crashed a plane once. The royals in fact have amassed between them over 100 military medals and decorations, and for what? Prince Edward, the Royal Honorary Colonel of the Royal Wessex Yeomanry, has never seen active service and even dropped out of his Royal Marines course because he couldn’t hack it." Apparently Nonce Andrew, the Puke of Pork will be bestowed with a special award:- 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 On 22/04/2024 at 07:55, Suspect Device said: How did I miss this at the time? Happy birthday tomorrow, devil baby. This is good patter tbf and the sort of thing I'd do in her place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 4 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This is good patter tbf and the sort of thing I'd do in her place. You'd probably have your husband pegged as well. Kenneth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Rose-tinted glasses? Drenched in blood? Vigo the Carpathian? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
git-intae-thum Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Was thinking the same 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 I think the monarch being represented emerging from centuries of bloody oppression across the world is quite appropriate. Also I'd have no problem with the "Royal" family being preserved in carbonite, if that option is available. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Immediate thought was, well, burning in hell? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Bully Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Well, he did want to be a tampon at one stage. Looks from this that he got his wish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapelhall chap Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 I'm of the same birthday year as him, but despite being a Red Diamond follower, I'd hate to be portrayed in that hellish style. Unlikely of course as I'm a pleb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 22 hours ago, Lurkst said: Checks out, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 £8m, aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudia Gentile Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 On 14/05/2024 at 22:41, Lurkst said: Reign in Blood? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 I see that our illustrious Queen ("Queen". In 2024. FFS.) has announced that she'll not be buying any fur products from now on. Welcome to, what, the 1970s your maj. What kept you? Wonder what caused this revelation? Was it the new painting of big luggie looking as if he's been skinned? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudia Gentile Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 50 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I see that our illustrious Queen ("Queen". In 2024. FFS.) has announced that she'll not be buying any fur products from now on. Welcome to, what, the 1970s your maj. What kept you? Wonder what caused this revelation? Was it the new painting of big luggie looking as if he's been skinned? She prefers her human suit? Sorry for David Icke patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 Not sure whether to put this in the twitter thread or here. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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