King of milk

[Theroadlesstravelled]

Corn milk is great on it’s own, with cereal and coffees.

[tamthebam]

 

[Scotty Tunbridge]

Blue milk is nice but you are basically chewing it.

Red milk is just water.

Therefore green milk is the safest bet imo.

[placidcasual]

20 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said:

Blue milk is nice but you are basically chewing it.

Red milk is just water.

Therefore green milk is the safest bet imo.

Wife started buying the red stuff, as opposed to the usual green. I buy blue now as a protest vote.

[tamthebam]

Milk gets sour, you know. Unless it's UHT milk. But there's no demand for that because it's shite. 

[Mark Connolly]

 

[Amarillo Bairn]

Fight Milk.

[Mark Connolly]

Just now, Amarillo Bairn said:

Fight Milk.

[ICTChris]

Gold top milk.

[Paul Kersey]

Condensed milk

 

[ICTChris]

Anyone ever had raw milk? It is illegal in Scotland but many swear by it.

My dad is 6’4” tall and is the tallest person in his family by far. He puts this down to him living on a farm when he was a toddler and being given raw milk to drink.

[SweeperDee]

Anyone ever had raw milk? It is illegal in Scotland but many swear by it.
My dad is 6’4” tall and is the tallest person in his family by far. He puts this down to him living on a farm when he was a toddler and being given raw milk to drink.

Is it not dangerous?

[Aim Here]

Fully-skimmed is just opaque water. There's no reason for it to exist.

Full-fat is awfully claggy and almost certainly turns your arteries into a rain-forest made of lactic fronds. If I'm going the arteriosclerosis route, I want whatever caused it to mostly involve deep frying.

And UHT's reputation as being undrinkable shite is absolutely well-deserved.

I may be a basic bitch, but give me semi-skimmed cow milk from the green cartons every time.

[The Other Foot]

23 minutes ago, Aim Here said:

Fully-skimmed is just opaque water. There's no reason for it to exist.

Full-fat is awfully claggy and almost certainly turns your arteries into a rain-forest made of lactic fronds. If I'm going the arteriosclerosis route, I want whatever caused it to mostly involve deep frying.

And UHT's reputation as being undrinkable shite is absolutely well-deserved.

I may be a basic bitch, but give me semi-skimmed cow milk from the green cartons every time.

P&B doesn’t have a ‘Most Vivid Imagery’ award, but if it did, you’d have the 2022 trophy in the bag. 

[Bert Raccoon]

[bennett]

6 hours ago, placidcasual said:

Wife started buying the red stuff, as opposed to the usual green. I buy blue now as a protest vote.

Always knew that you were ok/ish.

 

[parsforlife]

3 hours ago, ICTChris said:

Anyone ever had raw milk? It is illegal in Scotland but many swear by it.

My dad is 6’4” tall and is the tallest person in his family by far. He puts this down to him living on a farm when he was a toddler and being given raw milk to drink.

Tell him isn’t big or impressive and normal people achieve that height with just a basic healthy diet(and lots of beer)

 

 

Don’t forget the beer

Edited September 26, 2022 by parsforlife

[tamthebam]

3 hours ago, ICTChris said:

Anyone ever had raw milk? It is illegal in Scotland but many swear by it.

My dad is 6’4” tall and is the tallest person in his family by far. He puts this down to him living on a farm when he was a toddler and being given raw milk to drink.

It's illegal in Scotland thanks to The Sunday Post. They had a campaign against it in the 80s because oh my, wasn't it awffy.

You can catch something called brucellosis off raw milk.

[hk blues]

16 hours ago, ICTChris said:

Anyone ever had raw milk? It is illegal in Scotland but many swear by it.

My dad is 6’4” tall and is the tallest person in his family by far. He puts this down to him living on a farm when he was a toddler and being given raw milk to drink.

^^^

Hen Broon's son 

[Jeff Venom]

22 hours ago, placidcasual said:

Wife started buying the red stuff, as opposed to the usual green. I buy blue now as a protest vote.

Mix the two together.

red + blue = green