Shrinkage

[paulathame]

Can't find the old shrinkage posts 

Cold and flu tablets came in boxes of 16 I was stocking up after the wife had a cold and got caught out with boxes only having one strip of 8 in the box 

[Barry Ferguson's Hat]

Cold water and eccies are particularly bad for it.

[Boghead ranter]

Resource Planning forum for this pish. 

[Venti]

3 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

Resource Planning forum for this pish. 

Fook up ya fanny.

Mattesons Smoked Sausages.

Big Macs.

[coprolite]

They're not getting smaller, your hands are getting bigger. It's probably acromegaly caused by a pituitary tumour. But don't worry, they're mostly benign. 

[bennett]

Was expecting something different when I clicked on this.

[Lord Snooty]

2 hours ago, coprolite said:

They're not getting smaller, your hands are getting bigger. It's probably acromegaly caused by a pituitary tumour. But don't worry, they're mostly benign. 

Does this only affect the hands? [Asking for a friend]

Edited September 27, 2022 by Lord Snooty
Only 6 posts left and I'm free from this madness

[Hedgecutter]

2 hours ago, coprolite said:

They're not getting smaller, your hands are getting bigger. It's probably acromegaly caused by a pituitary tumour. But don't worry, they're mostly benign. 

FWIW, a great put-down I heard last week:

Guy: I briefly went out with this girl, but she had freakishly massive hands.  Absolutely massive.

Girl: I think you might just have a tiny penis.

[Central Belt Caley]

Greggs Sausage rolls, had one next to a steak bake in the bag the other day and I’m convinced they used to be much bigger 

[BillyAnchor]

Like I keep telling Mrs W Anchor, size is not important.

[Silvio Tattiescone]

Mrs W Anchor tells me different.

[scottsdad]

Too much water in your cement will cause shrinkage and, possibly, cracking.

They never discuss this in gangster movies when making someone wear concrete shoes and dumping them in a river.

[Derry Alli]

On 28/09/2022 at 10:57, scottsdad said:

Too much water in your cement will cause shrinkage and, possibly, cracking.

[Citation required]

@Melanius Mullarkay

[Melanius Mullarkey]

On 28/09/2022 at 10:57, scottsdad said:

Too much water in your cement will cause shrinkage and, possibly, cracking.

They never discuss this in gangster movies when making someone wear concrete shoes and dumping them in a river.

 

3 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

[Citation required]

@Melanius Mullarkay

Where to start with this. 

[TxRover]

On 28/09/2022 at 04:57, scottsdad said:

Too much water in your cement will cause shrinkage and, possibly, cracking.

They never discuss this in gangster movies when making someone wear concrete shoes and dumping them in a river.

Or perhaps your average gangster uses hydraulic cement?

[Guest]

1 hour ago, TxRover said:

Or perhaps your average gangster uses hydraulic cement?

They'd surely just grow the cement to keep the costs down? 

 

[beefybake]

On 28/09/2022 at 10:57, scottsdad said:

Too much water in your cement will cause shrinkage and, possibly, cracking.

They never discuss this in gangster movies when making someone wear concrete shoes and dumping them in a river.

I expect they used Roman Concrete.