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Wrestler Jay Briscoe dead in a head on car crash at 38 .

Woman in a pickup truck going in other direction swerved across the centre reservation and smashed into him, both drivers dead at the scene.

I'd think of a pun in the spirit of things but he had his two daughters in the car at the time and one of them is in a very, very bad way as per his widow. So no punnage from me.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64312111.amp

 

Will never cease to amaze me how American drivers can make such spectacular fuckups on large, straight, wide open roads. You see some utter madness in Florida where there's barely a corner to be seen at speed.

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11 minutes ago, djchapsticks said:

Wrestler Jay Briscoe dead in a head on car crash at 38 .

Woman in a pickup truck going in other direction swerved across the centre reservation and smashed into him, both drivers dead at the scene.

I'd think of a pun in the spirit of things but he had his two daughters in the car at the time and one of them is in a very, very bad way as per his widow. So no punnage from me.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64312111.amp

 

Will never cease to amaze me how American drivers can make such spectacular fuckups on large, straight, wide open roads. You see some utter madness in Florida where there's barely a corner to be seen at speed.

The problem is generally a lack of a divider of any sort. They have been retrofitting the interstates (motorways) with the three wire dividers that do a decent job of preventing some of these crossovers, but the costs are monumental and progress is slow.

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2 hours ago, JustOneCornetto said:

+50 bonus points, I actually considered picking her as the points would have been about 30 odd more than the likes of Jimmy Carter & Henry Kissinger

You are a deeply evil, twisted and nasty individual…good job!

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3 hours ago, djchapsticks said:

 

Will never cease to amaze me how American drivers can make such spectacular fuckups on large, straight, wide open roads. You see some utter madness in Florida where there's barely a corner to be seen at speed.

I think that’s the issue. Bendy roads you need to pay attention, straight ones, not so much. 

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9 hours ago, djchapsticks said:

Wrestler Jay Briscoe dead in a head on car crash at 38 .

Woman in a pickup truck going in other direction swerved across the centre reservation and smashed into him, both drivers dead at the scene.

I'd think of a pun in the spirit of things but he had his two daughters in the car at the time and one of them is in a very, very bad way as per his widow. So no punnage from me.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64312111.amp

 

Will never cease to amaze me how American drivers can make such spectacular fuckups on large, straight, wide open roads. You see some utter madness in Florida where there's barely a corner to be seen at speed.

It also doesn't help that it seems most in America appear to not think twice about driving hammered.

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3 hours ago, Empty It said:

It also doesn't help that it seems most in America appear to not think twice about driving hammered.

Not sure about hammered, but many reality TV shows the wife watches (and I glance at from time-to-time) have no issued with showing folk drinking then saying their cheerybyes in the car park then driving off.   Even some of the cop shows kind of give the impression it's not take all that seriously with the cops and driver sharing a joke or three during the process.  In itself it's not much but it does reflect the way drinking and driving is viewed.

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