Guest Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I only have 3G phone signal. They're sending my alert by pigeon, or possibly by gull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I'm marked as a nationalist traitor then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 13:16, Sortmeout said: The reaction to this test (not on here) is a further evidence why social media needs to be banned. I genuinely don’t get why the conspiracy theorists are making such a big thing of this. I guess they make a big thing out of people sneezing, so it’s not a surprise, but, really, who gives a shit? It’s hardly an intrusion on privacy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Got mine at 2.58 and Mrs just got one now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, IncomingExile said: I only have 3G phone signal. They're sending my alert by pigeon, or possibly by gull. We’re all already dead, mate. Welcome to the other side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, itzdrk said: I'm marked as a nationalist traitor then. And the rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Just now, Shandon Par said: Got mine at 2.58 and Mrs just got one now. And when did she get the emergency alert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Went to my settings to see if I'd had it switched off before it even became a thing and noticed that Samsung don't allow us to have Earthquake alerts in this region. Absolute b*****ds that they are. But aye, definitely a f**k up: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I'm hiding in the cupboard under the stairs until we get the all clear, shouldn't be too long hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Got mine at 2.58 and Mrs just got one now. The Mrs’ phone got the alert at 15.12. I’m still waiting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Pointless bollocks as usual in this country 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Ludo*1 said: Went to my settings to see if I'd had it switched off before it even became a thing and noticed that Samsung don't allow us to have Earthquake alerts in this region. Absolute b*****ds that they are. But aye, definitely a f**k up: They make the earthquake machines so they know where are all deployed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Anyone else seen Threads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Binos said: Pointless bollocks as usual in this country It’s not pointless. Just incompetent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Just now, throbber said: I was hoovering and didn’t even hear it. What an anti climax. Just make sure you're not hoovering next time there's a forest fire or flash flood nearby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: We’re all already dead, mate. Welcome to the other side. If this is the afterlife, thank f**k I never gave up sinning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Based on who did and didn't receive the message, it's safe to say some of us will be moved to Mars in order to preserve human life, while the rest of you will be singing "Clang Clang Clang Went the Trolley" with Rosie O'Donnell and Paulie Shore 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Feel like the government has picked who they're saving if there's a terrorist attack. So if you got the alert, you must be a Tory. It's the only explanation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I'm joining the Mine Didn't Work club. Good to know that I'm deemed entirely expendable in the event of a national emergency. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Just now, Savage Henry said: It’s not pointless. Just incompetent. It's pointless We are a region that does not have natural disasters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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