Somerset Park - is it cursed?

[Richey Edwards]

Spooky season is upon us, and Ayr United's home form has been absolutely shite.

Since the plans of replacing the North Terracing were announced in January 2022, Ayr United have won only 9 home league games. Which begs the question - is Somerset Park cursed? And what ancient evil was unleashed when the ground of the North Terrace was broken?

[itzdrk]

There is a cursed gilet inside Somerset Park that's spell will be lifted when it is removed. 

[Peil]

We were hardly setting the heather alight in the previous 112 years tbf, if there's a curse it's more than the north terrace

[Richey Edwards]

26 minutes ago, Peil said:

We were hardly setting the heather alight in the previous 112 years tbf, if there's a curse it's more than the north terrace

So, not the stadium but the club?

[Trogdor]

Cursed with a BGM in the dugout.

[Bring Your Own Socks]

If there is a curse I hope it lingers for at least another week. No point rushing these things.

[Dauntless]

Queens will come down and try to play . That suits us much more ,should be a decent game with a better chance of a positive result then yesterday . For the younger posters on here , our current place in Scottish football can be glassed as "all right" , there has been much worse over the last few decades . When McCall came in we were staring L2 right in the face and we were also part time . A little before that time we were getting whacked at home by Cowdenbeath and Forfar . Compared to that our current position is lofty . The good news is we are in transit and our destination is the Premiership , we all just need to remain calm ,it will happen . Enjoy the journey fella's bumps and all . Teams like Morton we can forget about all together very shortly .

[malkyshotton]

The curse will be lifted when the stand is complete, it will then be downgraded to a jinx which will in time eventually become a hoodoo which will itself through time be nothing more than an urban myth.

Edited October 29, 2023 by malkyshotton

[Trogdor]

There has always been rumours of an apparition that haunts Somerset Park. It inhabits the stand before matches and it can be seen and heard prematch. It makes noise throughout the game and it's called...

Spoiler

Somerset Boab

 

Edited October 29, 2023 by Trogdor

[vikingTON]

2 hours ago, Richey Edwards said:

So, not the stadium but the club?

Don't forget the previous two Ayr clubs, that were merged to form Scottish football's shitest franchise outfit 

[AUcal]

We all know who haunts Somerset Park

[Trogdor]

My PTSD!

[1nickydevlin]

We've always been shit .tbh 

 

[TONTROOPER]

3 hours ago, Dauntless said:

 The good news is we are in a transit cos we cannae afford a team-bus.

 

 

[Scosha]

3 hours ago, Dauntless said:

 Teams like Morton we can forget about all together very shortly .

 

You’re here forever hotshot. 

[Trogdor]

1 hour ago, Scosha said:

 

You’re here forever hotshot. 

[Oceanlineayr]

3 hours ago, AuAl said:

We all know who haunts Somerset Park

The sequel was terrifying as well....

[Sortmeout]

The trophy room already has the spider web decorations up.

[Hawk89]

14 hours ago, Oceanlineayr said:

The sequel was terrifying as well....

FFS Halloween isn't until tomorrow. 

[ClydeTon]

21 hours ago, Richey Edwards said:

Spooky season is upon us, and Ayr United's home form has been absolutely shite.

Since the plans of replacing the North Terracing were announced in January 2022, Ayr United have won only 9 home league games. Which begs the question - is Somerset Park cursed? And what ancient evil was unleashed when the ground of the North Terrace was broken?

Or are Ayr just shite, i wonder?