New new China virus

[effeffsee_the2nd]

Authorities in China have warned that a new virus, known as "white lung pneumonia" is understood to be a new strain of something or other that has not previously been identified in humans.  Signs of infection include respiratory symptoms, fever, cough, shortness of breath and breathing difficulties.

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Is it time to stock up on those little surgical masks? toilet paper & sanitizer gel. 

Are we all completely fucked?

Should we only drink between 12-6pm with a scotch egg and without music?

Should I take the ivermectin I stockpiled for covid?

Have any P&Bers ever been part of a worldwide pandemic

China 'white lung' virus: Experts fear mystery illness could be caused by 'new pathogen' (msn.com)

Edited December 5, 2023 by effeffsee_the2nd

[carpetmonster]

Death by new new. 

[Michael W]

Time to cut the bottom off classroom doors. 

[boomboomyards]

[Cosmic Joe]

We should have kept the pandas until we got assurance that this shit wasn't going to kick off again.

[Bert Raccoon]

Could do with another lockdown to get my finances in order again tbh 

[Sergeant Wilson]

2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

Could do with another lockdown to get my finances in order again tbh 

I'm just sick of the sight of everyone.

[itzdrk]

Sounds good, let's do this every 4 years. 

[Mark Connolly]

3 hours ago, effeffsee_the2nd said:

Authorities in China have warned that a new virus, known as "white lung pneumonia" is understood to be a new strain of something or other that has not previously been identified in humans.  Signs of infection include respiratory symptoms, fever, cough, shortness of breath and breathing difficulties.

C

Is it time to stock up on those little surgical masks? toilet paper & sanitizer gel. 

Are we all completely fucked?

Should we only drink between 12-6pm with a scotch egg and without music?

Should I take the ivermectin I stockpiled for covid?

Have any P&Bers ever been part of a worldwide pandemic

China 'white lung' virus: Experts fear mystery illness could be caused by 'new pathogen' (msn.com)

Does it f**k with your eyes, because your post is really hard to read

[blackislekillie]

4 hours ago, effeffsee_the2nd said:

Authorities in China have warned that a new virus, known as "white lung pneumonia" is understood to be a new strain of something or other that has not previously been identified in humans.  Signs of infection include respiratory symptoms, fever, cough, shortness of breath and breathing difficulties.

C

Is it time to stock up on those little surgical masks? toilet paper & sanitizer gel. 

Are we all completely fucked?

Should we only drink between 12-6pm with a scotch egg and without music?

Should I take the ivermectin I stockpiled for covid?

Have any P&Bers ever been part of a worldwide pandemic

China 'white lung' virus: Experts fear mystery illness could be caused by 'new pathogen' (msn.com)

No.

No.

Substitute onion rings for scotch eggs then yes.

No.

Rings a bell. Was there a thread on here about it?

[ajwffc]

4 hours ago, Michael W said:

Time to cut the bottom off classroom doors. 

top of them this time 

[Musketeer Gripweed]

Is this a rumour started by manufacturers of man caves who are starting to feel the pinch?

[carpetmonster]

1 hour ago, Musketeer Gripweed said:

Is this a rumour started by manufacturers of man caves who are starting to feel the pinch?

I’m hoping it gains traction before I have to go to the Post Office for sending Christmas presents. 

[DiegoDiego]

15 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:

I’m hoping it gains traction before I have to go to the Post Office for sending Christmas presents. 

Is that the punishment these days?

[Lyle Lanley]

Typical. Scotland qualify for the Euro's again and another lockdown on the way. 

[Bob in Denny]

Temu will deliver the virus to you in 7/10 days or credit a £5 to your account...

saves catching it from a fellow human...

I'm sure those who have a Google Medical Doctorate will appear and tell us the gory facts and causes..

 

Edit. I can't spel

Edited December 6, 2023 by Bob in Denny

[Melanius Mullarkey]

White Lungs Matter

#wlm

[Melanius Mullarkey]

10 hours ago, carpetmonster said:

I’m hoping it gains traction before I have to go to the Post Office for sending Christmas presents. 

Euph?

[Guest ScotiaNostra]

Daily briefings from Yousaf are something to look forward to

[carpetmonster]

5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Euph?

Not consciously, although maybe USPS could be an acronym. Unusually Sexy Patrick Stewart? @scottsdad