Hearts v Rangers

[bennett]

Couldn't find a thread so this will do.

 

[MazzyStar]

The unionism derby 

[bennett]

 

 

 

 

 

May as well just throw in the towel, they've got superman in their team.

[MazzyStar]

This game kicks off at 8 instead of quarter to. Was the rangers bus late again? 

Edited December 6, 2023 by MazzyStar

[Gorgie greatness]

Time is the zombie pen due?

[Stylish Kid]

I'd done one but it was cunningly disguised under a non-pun so no one saw it

 

 Anyways, no Scott Wright so we might have a chance. I assume he is locked away until next time we play them at Hampden

[Mark Connolly]

Gordon back on the bench is great news

[Guest]

Even just seeing Halkett and Gordon on the bench has made my evening. 

 

ETA and the pathetic allocation we've given them.

Edited December 6, 2023 by Empty It

[Bairnardo]

How's Collum not booked "Tav" for that tackle from behind

[bennett]

Jesus Christ, a stupid short corner and arts nearly score on the break.

[Molotov]

1 minute ago, Bairnardo said:

How's Collum not booked "Tav" for that tackle from behind

I once witnessed Boruc try to do a Schumacher style kick on Dargo. A clear red card offence regardless where it took place on the pitch. 

The type of challenge that on a street would see you do jail time for GBH but Collum remarkably only dished out a yellow. The guy is an absolute cnut that clearly favours the arse cheeks. 

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

How's Collum not booked "Tav" for that tackle from behind

Because he's the captain and it was early in the game apparently, not sure where any of that comes into the laws of the game 

[bennett]

Lawrence being replaced cifuentes, it never rains but it pours.

[Bairnardo]

Just now, Empty It said:

Because he's the captain and it was early in the game apparently, not sure where any of that comes into the laws of the game 

Yeah that was as baffling as the decision. Its a clear as day yellow card, and the ramblings about him being captain sort of inadvertently gives a peek at everything wrong with Scottish football. That idea would have never crossed the mind of ANYONE except in an arse cheek context

[Bairnardo]

Just now, bennett said:

Lawrence being replaced cifuentes, it never rains but it pours.

Massively injury prone player signed (along with various other known injury cases) gets injured again. 

It's not rain, it's exactly what everyone thought would happen. 

[Guest]

I'm sure if it was a Hearts player being subbed on we'd be allowed to wait 5 minutes for the c**t to get stripped.

[bennett]

Just now, Bairnardo said:

Massively injury prone player signed (along with various other known injury cases) gets injured again. 

It's not rain, it's exactly what everyone thought would happen. 

Was sure that he wasn't injury prone  before we signed him, I thank random guy posted some stats last season.

[stressball]

1 minute ago, bennett said:

Was sure that he wasn't injury prone  before we signed him, I thank random guy posted some stats last season.

Rangers treatment room seemingly just scud folk with bricks to keep themselves busy.

[bennett]

1 minute ago, stressball said:

Rangers treatment room seemingly just scud folk with bricks to keep themselves busy.

Don't give them ideas.

 

hearts should have scored there.

[Central Belt Caley]

Two good saves from Butland and Tavernier