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2 hours ago, Billy Jean King said:

At least it will stop the other bearded twat saying "dude" every couple of minutes. 

Don't think someone using "twat" can pull up someone for using "dude"...

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On 25/02/2024 at 15:21, pub car king said:

Come on in Jimmy Carter 

Jimmy Carter falls ill during trip to Samoa.

Is that Samoa or American Samoa?

I don't know.  American Samoa I guess.

Are you sure?

No I am not.  Point is Thoughts and Prayers don't you agree?

Yes. No.  Sort of.  Look can you tell me is it Samoa or American Samoa.  I need to know.

Not going to tell you.  You are weird.

Spoiler

Actually I just made this up.

 

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37 minutes ago, Fullerene said:

Jimmy Carter falls ill during trip to Samoa.

Is that Samoa or American Samoa?

I don't know.  American Samoa I guess.

Let's not forget that Saul Goodman was an alumni of The University of American Samoa.

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8 hours ago, Venti said:

Don't think someone using "twat" can pull up someone for using "dude"...

It wasn't the use of the word that was my issue it was the frequency of use. He said it literally every few minutes.

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9 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Let's not forget that Saul Goodman was an alumni of The University of American Samoa.

Actually he was an alumnus. 'Alumni' is plural.

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2 hours ago, Billy Jean King said:

It wasn't the use of the word that was my issue it was the frequency of use. He said it literally every few minutes.

 

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“Thomas Kingston, the husband of Prince and Princess Michael of Kent's daughter Lady Gabriella Kingston, died from a "traumatic head wound" and a gun was found near his body, an inquest has heard. The 45-year-old financier died suddenly in an outbuilding at his parent's home, an inquest opening heard on Friday.

 

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19 minutes ago, Molotov said:

“Thomas Kingston, the husband of Prince and Princess Michael of Kent's daughter Lady Gabriella Kingston, died from a "traumatic head wound" and a gun was found near his body, an inquest has heard. The 45-year-old financier died suddenly in an outbuilding at his parent's home, an inquest opening heard on Friday.

 

That will be Harry at it again no doubt.

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8 minutes ago, Lofarl said:

Hmm.  Wonder how he died.  

I initially wondered whether it was the Miss Scarlet with the dagger in the dining room.

Turns out it was just scarlet in an outbuilding. Who pulled the trigger though? 🤔 

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1 hour ago, Molotov said:

“Thomas Kingston, the husband of Prince and Princess Michael of Kent's daughter Lady Gabriella Kingston, died from a "traumatic head wound" and a gun was found near his body, an inquest has heard. The 45-year-old financier died suddenly in an outbuilding at his parent's home, an inquest opening heard on Friday.

 

Was the till he had his fingers in anywhere about?

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7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Was the till he had his fingers in anywhere about?

I dunno. I don't think that's what this is about.

Here, an apparently wealthy 40-odd year old man went over to his parents house, had lunch with them, and then took the opportunity to blow his brains out in their garden shed for them to find and clean up afterwards.

An 'oh shit I'm about to be caught' financial suicide would either be a kill-your-wife-and-kids-first affair if he had a suitably demented patriarchical value system or a more subdued solitary suicide. Or a John Stonehouse/Reggie Perrin vanishing act. This looks more like he had some sort of familial grudge with his own parents.

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