Would you fight in a Crusade?

[Richey Edwards]

As the title says.

[carpetmonster]

As long as it *was* the last one and they didn’t drag me back 20 years later to hide from a nuclear bomb in a fridge. 

[TxRover]

Depends on the subject.

[GordonD]

On whose side?

[Bairnardo]

I wouldn't fight in the war from the other thread, and I also wouldn't fight in a crusade. 

I will limit my fighting to anyone on here who wants it. 

Form an orderly queue. 

[tamthebam]

Our crusade shall be to knock on the doors of the Jehovah's Witnesses when they are at prayer. That'll teach them. 

[coprolite]

Depends on the package. 9  day fortnight, company car and gym membership minimum. 
 

It’s not much to ask compared to all the celestial virgins that the competition is offering.

[tamthebam]

The phrase "Kill them all and let God sort it out" comes from the crusade against the Cathars* in the 13th Century

 

(*basically Roman Kaffliks v Weird esoteric Christians)

[Keyser Soze]

Only if it was against the fucking tories and Douglas Ross was at the front waiting to get an arrow in his eye.

[MazzyStar]

38 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

I wouldn't fight in the war from the other thread, and I also wouldn't fight in a crusade. 

I will limit my fighting to anyone on here who wants it. 

Form an orderly queue. 

Name a time and a place pal

[Bairnardo]

2 minutes ago, MazzyStar said:

Name a time and a place pal

Here. 

Now. 

[Jives Miguel]

I'd participate in a crusade to repel the Turks out of Constantinople.

[MEADOWXI]

Is a Crusade a type of hat ?

Today I'm going to fight in my Crusade, it keeps my lugs warm as I chop off the ears of others.

[The Other Foot]

1 hour ago, tamthebam said:

(*basically Roman Kaffliks v Weird esoteric Christians)

You mean, ‘weird esoteric Christians v weird esoteric Christians?’ 

[Wee-Bey]

"Get in loser, we're taking back Jerusalem"

[Fullerene]

With Indiana Jones and his Dad fighting the evil Nazis.

Sounds like fun.

[Fullerene]

2 hours ago, MEADOWXI said:

Is a Crusade a type of hat ?

I thought it was a boat that sells lemonade.

[DiegoDiego]

I arrived at a crusader castle in Syria, only to find out it was closed due some civil war or whatnot. So I scaled the walls and took it back for the righteous.

[BillyAnchor]

Only if they provide me with coconuts to bang together.

[highlandmac]

I'm an atheist but,in case I'm wrong,full forgiveness for the sins of this life with a place in paradise in return for all the killing,rapeing&looting I can manage....count me in

Edited January 25 by highlandmac