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22 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

It's a macaque, going to be hard to track down as it'll blend in so well with the locals. 

"Have you seen a Macaque around here?"

"No, but the MacPhersons are in."

Posted
34 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

It's a macaque, going to be hard to track down as it'll blend in so well with the locals. 

It'll stand out like a sore thumb when it speaks more eloquently than those around it.

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I threw a macaque monkey in the sea once. Little b*****d ate all me fags. 200 duty free.

Posted
49 minutes ago, philpy said:

I threw a macaque monkey in the sea once. Little b*****d ate all me fags. 200 duty free.

Stop saying you threw a monkey into sea!  That's just upsetting.

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2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Don't they live up mountains in Japan anyway.

Just had to ask Google 23 sub species all over the shop. Gibraltar, N Africa and Asia. I'm sure he / she will be fine. Re-wilding in plain sight.

Posted
3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said:

It's a macaque, going to be hard to track down as it'll blend in so well with the locals. 

 

2 hours ago, Derry Alli said:

It'll stand out like a sore thumb when it speaks more eloquently than those around it.

What a pair of cheeky b*****ds!

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2 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said:

Just had to ask Google 23 sub species all over the shop. Gibraltar, N Africa and Asia. I'm sure he / she will be fine. Re-wilding in plain sight.

It's high time we had some good wild animals.

Posted
3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said:

It's a macaque, going to be hard to track down as it'll blend in so well with the locals. 

 

2 hours ago, Derry Alli said:

It'll stand out like a sore thumb when it speaks more eloquently than those around it.

 

Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, philpy said:

I threw a macaque monkey in the sea once. Little b*****d ate all me fags. 200 duty free.

I knew this was a quote from somewhere, but despite being a Partridge fan, I genuinely assumed it referred to a P&B anecdote when I read it earlier.

 

ETA: FWIW, a colleague of mine formerly worked in Oz beside somebody who catches rabbits for the reward money.  The local authority classed them as vermin and would pay a token amount for every rabbit tail handed to them as proof of assassination. 

Realising that a shotgun cartridge cost more than the reward for a rabbit, the guy came up with the somewhat ingenious plan of making a water trough for the drouthy rabbits to line up at beside the desert.  However, little did the rabbits know that at the end was a military-grade sniper rifle, capable of shooting each shot a distance of ~2km.  Cue multiple rabbits being taken out by the same bunny-brain-splattered bullet. Would love to see Attenborough narrate that slow-mo.

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