Richey Edwards Posted January 28 Posted January 28 https://news.sky.com/story/monkey-on-the-loose-after-escaping-scottish-zoo-13058675 Has any P&B member ever taken in a monkey that escaped from a zoo? 0 Quote
Richey Edwards Posted January 28 Author Posted January 28 Screen_Recording_20240128_161426_YouTube.mp4 Exclusive footage from the Highlands. 1 Quote
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 28 Posted January 28 2 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: https://news.sky.com/story/monkey-on-the-loose-after-escaping-scottish-zoo-13058675 Has any P&B member ever taken in a monkey that escaped from a zoo? It's a macaque, going to be hard to track down as it'll blend in so well with the locals. 5 Quote
Hedgecutter Posted January 28 Posted January 28 22 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: It's a macaque, going to be hard to track down as it'll blend in so well with the locals. "Have you seen a Macaque around here?" "No, but the MacPhersons are in." 10 Quote
Derry Alli Posted January 28 Posted January 28 34 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: It's a macaque, going to be hard to track down as it'll blend in so well with the locals. It'll stand out like a sore thumb when it speaks more eloquently than those around it. 2 Quote
tamthebam Posted January 28 Posted January 28 The daft simian will freeze to death or at the very least suffer the fate of it's brass lookalike. 0 Quote
philpy Posted January 28 Posted January 28 I threw a macaque monkey in the sea once. Little b*****d ate all me fags. 200 duty free. 6 Quote
Venti Posted January 28 Posted January 28 2 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: https://news.sky.com/story/monkey-on-the-loose-after-escaping-scottish-zoo-13058675 Has any P&B member ever taken in a monkey that escaped from a zoo? Thought you'd have written all of Shakespeare's works by now Jamie. 0 Quote
Gnash Posted January 28 Posted January 28 49 minutes ago, philpy said: I threw a macaque monkey in the sea once. Little b*****d ate all me fags. 200 duty free. Stop saying you threw a monkey into sea! That's just upsetting. 2 Quote
Billy Jean King Posted January 28 Posted January 28 (edited) 3 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Screen_Recording_20240128_161426_YouTube.mp4 1.48 MB · 0 downloads Exclusive footage from the Highlands. I will give anyone who posts that wonderful footage a greenie. Childhood life personified. Monkey was funky on the mountain tops. Edited January 28 by Billy Jean King 0 Quote
Billy Jean King Posted January 28 Posted January 28 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: The daft simian will freeze to death or at the very least suffer the fate of it's brass lookalike. It's positive balmy out there 0 Quote
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Just now, Billy Jean King said: It's positive balmy out there Don't they live up mountains in Japan anyway. 0 Quote
Billy Jean King Posted January 28 Posted January 28 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Don't they live up mountains in Japan anyway. Just had to ask Google 23 sub species all over the shop. Gibraltar, N Africa and Asia. I'm sure he / she will be fine. Re-wilding in plain sight. 0 Quote
Rugster Posted January 28 Posted January 28 3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: It's a macaque, going to be hard to track down as it'll blend in so well with the locals. 2 hours ago, Derry Alli said: It'll stand out like a sore thumb when it speaks more eloquently than those around it. What a pair of cheeky b*****ds! 1 Quote
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 28 Posted January 28 2 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said: Just had to ask Google 23 sub species all over the shop. Gibraltar, N Africa and Asia. I'm sure he / she will be fine. Re-wilding in plain sight. It's high time we had some good wild animals. 0 Quote
eindhovendee Posted January 28 Posted January 28 3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: It's a macaque, going to be hard to track down as it'll blend in so well with the locals. 2 hours ago, Derry Alli said: It'll stand out like a sore thumb when it speaks more eloquently than those around it. 4 Quote
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 28 Posted January 28 4 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: https://news.sky.com/story/monkey-on-the-loose-after-escaping-scottish-zoo-13058675 Has any P&B member ever taken in a monkey that escaped from a zoo? Last seen heading towards Govan........................ 3 Quote
Hedgecutter Posted January 28 Posted January 28 (edited) 4 hours ago, philpy said: I threw a macaque monkey in the sea once. Little b*****d ate all me fags. 200 duty free. I knew this was a quote from somewhere, but despite being a Partridge fan, I genuinely assumed it referred to a P&B anecdote when I read it earlier. ETA: FWIW, a colleague of mine formerly worked in Oz beside somebody who catches rabbits for the reward money. The local authority classed them as vermin and would pay a token amount for every rabbit tail handed to them as proof of assassination. Realising that a shotgun cartridge cost more than the reward for a rabbit, the guy came up with the somewhat ingenious plan of making a water trough for the drouthy rabbits to line up at beside the desert. However, little did the rabbits know that at the end was a military-grade sniper rifle, capable of shooting each shot a distance of ~2km. Cue multiple rabbits being taken out by the same bunny-brain-splattered bullet. Would love to see Attenborough narrate that slow-mo. Edited January 28 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote
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