beefybake Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 13 hours ago, Derry Alli said: I mind my mate shagged some boys bird and turned out the boy run one of the 'go to'places in Dundee at the time and him doing that seen about 4 or 5 of us banned. We were apologised to by the bar staff but told we were not to be served anymore so we took the piss and sat about nursing the drinks to get on the boys tits. He come across and tried to snatch the glasses. The mate who had pegged his bird buggered off only to return with a big walnut whip shite sticking out the glass and handed it to the boy. A work of art. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 On 21/03/2024 at 04:27, pub car king said: There is nothing on this earth that is happier than a dug with its head out a car window. The only thing that comes close is me when I see a big daft dug with its head out a car window 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 The little crumbs and powder at the bottom of the packet of Dry Roasted Peanuts. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 On 24/03/2024 at 14:03, Mark Connolly said: The only thing that comes close is me when I see a big daft dug with its head out a car window I'm normally in this camp, but I had a car next to me at the lights and the dug with his heid oot the windae was one of those hypertrophied hellhounds beloved of the discerning bam-about-town. Shat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 On 22/03/2024 at 23:23, scotfree said: Watching a beautiful sunset in the dying light of twilight. Where my desk is at home is in a bay window facing roughly SSE. I have the joy of an early start where I can still be in my PJs working and seeing the sun burn the sky alive in the morning. The changing colours are always worth sitting back and chilling for a minute to watch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 10 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Where my desk is at home is in a bay window facing roughly SSE. I have the joy of an early start where I can still be in my PJs working and seeing the sun burn the sky alive in the morning. The changing colours are always worth sitting back and chilling for a minute to watch I get up, clock in and go back to bed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernrover Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Bit of an odd one but in a pub at the moment and three old boys are sat in the corner having come out for one of their birthdays. Just three friends sat over a pint having a chat about the old days and all manner of this and that. So lovely. Must have known each other decades but after all this time, still together having a chat in the local. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 7 hours ago, southernrover said: Bit of an odd one but in a pub at the moment and three old boys are sat in the corner having come out for one of their birthdays. Just three friends sat over a pint having a chat about the old days and all manner of this and that. So lovely. Must have known each other decades but after all this time, still together having a chat in the local. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 Sitting in the garden with a cup of coffee and watching the garden come alive after putting out food for the birds. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 Changing gear in the motor by somehow coordinating moving the gearstick and just lightly tapping the clutch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 3 hours ago, Soapy FFC said: Sitting in the garden with a cup of coffee and watching the garden come alive after putting out food for the birds. You got the Cornell Merlin Bird ID app on yer phone? Tremendous whats singing away unseen. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 3 hours ago, Soapy FFC said: Sitting in the garden with a cup of coffee and watching the garden come alive after putting out food for the birds. 3 hours later... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You got the Cornell Merlin Bird ID app on yer phone? Tremendous whats singing away unseen. I use the BirdNet app from Cornell, but I'll have a gander at the one you mention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 58 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: I use the BirdNet app from Cornell, but I'll have a gander at the one you mention. Probably very similar tnh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You got the Cornell Merlin Bird ID app on yer phone? Tremendous whats singing away unseen. Merlin's really good - but fallible, of course. It's a big help to them if people provide feedback on its accuracy, but most of us can only do that once we've sighted the bird. Pretty pleased this morning, on a walk by the Water of Leith, when I heard a song and thought to myself, "Bit like a willow warbler." Then, "Bit like a chaffinch. Then, "Doesn't have the wee petering-out descent at the end, so probably the chaffinch." Fired up Merlin. Common chaffinch. Now that was one of life's little pleasures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 I've had a wee bit of something, presumably food, stuck between 2 of my back teeth for what seems like forever. Toothpicks wouldn't shift it, floss just snaps and I was starting to think I'd need a trip to the dentist to get the b*****d thing out. Absent mindedly poking at my teeth with a fingernail this morning, as I've done a thousand times before and the morsel slipped out with no effort at all. Apple peel is my guess. Life is good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 The smell when it starts raining after a dry spell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 (edited) It wasnt there yesterday but it is today. Edited May 21 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 ^^^^ Oooh...is that by Wanksy ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It wasnt there yesterday but it is today. @throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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