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One for Air Crash Investigations.

I mind once on an Edinburgh Heathrow flight hitting some turbulence over Manchester or some such and the wifie in front of me along with her glass of plonko blanco shot out her seat and hit her noggin on the baggage bin above her.  She was fine but it was hilarious.  

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Widening this out, I hate flying and have had some horrible experiences.

The worst was trying to land at Hainan airport; three failed attempts before heading back to Hong Kong.*

The sooner that Star Trek style  transporters are invented the better.

 

 

* Fucking Dragon Airlines…

 

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Maybe next time they’ll wear their seatbelt…

Had a few horrendous experiences on that score. Turbulence when flying back from Australia saw me lose a few lbs in sweat, but the worst was an aborted landing when just about to touch down, never felt anything like that and never want to again.

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7 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Widening this out, I hate flying and have had some horrible experiences.

The worst was trying to land at Hainan airport; three failed attempts before heading back to Hong Kong.*

The sooner that Star Trek style  transporters are invented the better.

 

 

* Fucking Dragon Airlines…

 

I’d have jumped out after the second one.

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7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

You lot don't know your born. I flew a bomber during the war. At least I think it was a bomber.

Don't see the relevance of throwing a jacket. 

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54 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

No video footage yet but this was on the FlightRadar24 feed.

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Although that could just be a normal RyanAir flight tbqh.

Just a 'title party' celebration....the airline should have provided a fan zone.

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1 hour ago, stevieKTID said:

FFS me, why did I click on this thread just before boarding, I'm going to have to have another Whisky now.

^^^ worst pilot ever…

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2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

You lot don't know your born. I flew a bomber during the war. At least I think it was a bomber.

Was it not a tank?

With a lot of jump seat flying as a controller letting me see how little pilots could do to either predict or avoid turbulence, I’ve always worn a seatbelt, reasonable snug, at all times. The problem is other people, and the crap they take out and strew all around them. If serious turbulence hits, it all becomes missiles.

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