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Just said it on the debate thread, but Anas Sarwar said tonight that it’s up to Scotland to decide its future and his only attempt to backtrack was saying he, personally, doesn’t believe in independence 

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5 minutes ago, Derry Pele said:

Just said it on the debate thread, but Anas Sarwar said tonight that it’s up to Scotland to decide its future and his only attempt to backtrack was saying he, personally, doesn’t believe in independence 

He also said he didn't want any referendum so what is the democratic route to let Scotland decide? 

I was more annoyed at ACH and his smiley face and snide comment about gravy trains , of which he knows a great deal. 

It's as if we're in a Holyrood election rather than a Westminster one.

As for Douglas Ross he avoided any responsibility for his UK parliamentary bosses. 

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33 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Time for a weird update of the four Yorkshiremen. 

"Steak? Steak? You were lucky! We had only roast chicken and Bollinger!"

I suppose he'd have to do without steak as well, for religious reasons. 

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So an interview that starts with apologising to interviewer for being late as the D-Day stuff overran, then the worst hardship of his life was not having Sky as a kid, this has to be the final nail that Starmer should be driving through the wee scrots forehead in tonights debate.

Starmer is going to be an awful PM, but anything is better than this muppet Sunak.

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1 minute ago, Granny Danger said:

There will be a point not long from now when Sunak will look back and think “why did I bother doing that?”

Probably when he's whiling away the hours between checking none of his dozens of 3 days a year board of directors' meetings clash with each other.

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1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said:

So an interview that starts with apologising to interviewer for being late as the D-Day stuff overran, then the worst hardship of his life was not having Sky as a kid, this has to be the final nail that Starmer should be driving through the wee scrots forehead in tonights debate.

Starmer is going to be an awful PM, but anything is better than this muppet Sunak.

You're really doing a great disservice to The Muppets.

 

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37 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

You're really doing a great disservice to The Muppets.

 

I wholly apologise to Jim Henson and all of his creations for the unforgivable slur our their character.

 

And this is a real apology not a Sunak slither.

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8 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said:

I wholly apologise to Jim Henson and all of his creations for the unforgivable slur our their character.

 

And this is a real apology not a Sunak slither.

Quite right.  Miss Piggy would beat the sh!t out of him.

Edit... Come to think of it, Beaker would beat the sh!t out of Sunak, never mind Miss Piggy.

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This one’s a belter.

Rishi Sunak aide placed bet on election date days before announcement

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/jun/12/rishi-sunaks-closest-aide-placed-bet-on-election-date-days-before-announcement

Ladbrokes declined to comment. A spokesperson for the Gambling Commission said: “If someone uses confidential information in order to gain an unfair advantage when betting, this may constitute an offence of cheating under section 42 of the Gambling Act, which is a criminal offence.

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4 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Quite right.  Miss Piggy would beat the sh!t out of him.

Edit... Come to think of it, Beaker would beat the sh!t out of Sunak, never mind Miss Piggy.

That's Sir Danny to you

Spoiler

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