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5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Where about? Never seen that but will investigate the next time im across.

If you are going into Tentsmuir about 50 yards before the pay barrier there is a road off to your left along the horse field. About half a mile along that road.

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10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

There was once a rumour that Bob Stables wanked off a dog in the public toilets down the road from The Golden Pheasant pub in Elgin.

Im not saying it was probably true but it was probably true. 

Weirdly, I’d been planning on opening a shop that sells furniture that you can use for wanking off dogs but couldn’t come up with a name. Bob’s Tables sounds just the ticket. 

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1 hour ago, carpetmonster said:

Weirdly, I’d been planning on opening a shop that sells furniture that you can use for wanking off dogs but couldn’t come up with a name. Bob’s Tables sounds just the ticket. 

You looking for outside investment/advice?

@DA Baracus, this sounds like your wheelhouse.

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There used to be an absolute old jakie in Falkirk High Street called Old John. If you asked 100 folk, every single person would tell you he'd had a different respectable job before turning to drink, and would swear on their kids' lives that he'd been a lawyer / bank manager / headteacher / detective (and 96 others).

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12 minutes ago, Gaz said:

There used to be an absolute old jakie in Falkirk High Street called Old John. If you asked 100 folk, every single person would tell you he'd had a different respectable job before turning to drink, and would swear on their kids' lives that he'd been a lawyer / bank manager / headteacher / detective (and 96 others).

What about Tam Cupboard.... Another Falkirk legend. 

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17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Wonder if he was talked to Bobs Tables? 
 

Did he w**k off a dog in a cupboard?

 

I'm not at all sure that my curious nature is serving me well but it does confirm widely held beliefs. 

https://x.com/dogbaws

 

 

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2 minutes ago, sophia said:

 

I'm not at all sure that my curious nature is serving me well but it does confirm widely held beliefs. 

https://x.com/dogbaws

 

 

My dog jacked off in a cupboard,he's got his strong beliefs. Na nana na nana na nana na naa.

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4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Where about? Never seen that but will investigate the next time im across.

Will probably be seeing you mentioned in the Missing in Action thread in the near future..

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2 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

What about Tam Cupboard.... Another Falkirk legend. 

His mum was my mum's teacher back in the day.

Tam was a right oddball.

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6 hours ago, MEADOWXI said:

Marischal College which is a beautiful building, has a connection to another dictator.

It is said to be the 2nd largest granite building in the world. The largest being the Palace built by Romanian communist dictator Ceausescu in Bucharest in the 70s. Both these dictators ended up dead with bullets in the head. 

Ceausescu built the Palacio de San Lorenzo de El Escorial near Madrid? 🤔

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4 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said:

I've worked with at least one person that's wanked off a dog.

He was actually quite a nice fella and wouldn't immediately strike you as a dog fondler.

You just never know.

I’m trying to work out if it was Ceuasescu or Stables.

Ill go Ceuasescu.

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23 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said:

I've worked with at least one person that's wanked off a dog.

He was actually quite a nice fella and wouldn't immediately strike you as a dog fondler.

You just never know.

TF do you do as a job?

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