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James McPake’s Bottom of the League Thread


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Have you been spending too much time watching top European clubs on your phone at night and suddenly want your bunch of charlatans to play that way?

Have you spunked all your first team budget on signing a couple of your old drinking buddies and now spend your time crying about not having enough players?

Do your players get injured all the time, have a few beers to unwind then get a load of “unlucky” strains and muscle tears as they try and get fit again?

Yes? Then it sounds like you’re in the right place. 

Welcome to the bottom of the league thread. 

 

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1 hour ago, Senor Bairn said:

Enter John 'Pashun' 'Yogi' Hughes

I have it on good authority that he huz the fire back in hes belly, and Dunfermline are ready to SENSATIONALLY GAZUMP Raith Rovers for his signature

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6 minutes ago, Enigma said:

Is it really McPake’s fault the the board aren’t interested in, you know, giving him funds to sign players?

Thats a solid argument, but if I may counter it, that it absolutely IS his fault that he's a fanny.

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3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Thats a solid argument, but if I may counter it, that it absolutely IS his fault that he's a fanny.

McGlynn is a fanny too, for what it’s worth.

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3 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Have you been spending too much time watching top European clubs on your phone at night and suddenly want your bunch of charlatans to play that way?

Have you spunked all your first team budget on signing a couple of your old drinking buddies and now spend your time crying about not having enough players?

Do your players get injured all the time, have a few beers to unwind then get a load of “unlucky” strains and muscle tears as they try and get fit again?

Yes? Then it sounds like you’re in the right place. 

Welcome to the bottom of the league thread. 

 

Not his fault we could have Pep Guardiola as manager and we would still be bottom. Thread should be named David Cook's asset stripping bottom of the league thread.

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If we don't start putting the ball in the net we might very well be fighting it out with Dunfermline for the honour of bottom of the League🫣

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6 hours ago, pawpar said:

Not his fault we could have Pep Guardiola as manager and we would still be bottom. Thread should be named David Cook's asset stripping bottom of the league thread.

Getting rid of Cook wouldn’t change a thing though? He’s just a patsy for your owners, isn’t he?

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11 hours ago, Chubbychops said:

John Potter

Allan Johnston

Stevie Crawford

Peter Grant 

Yogi Hughes

James McPake

What a fine line-up of appointments in the last decade.  

Johnston was good until his last season. Crawford made a lot of signings.

9 hours ago, pawpar said:

Not his fault we could have Pep Guardiola as manager and we would still be bottom. Thread should be named David Cook's asset stripping bottom of the league thread.

'Assest stripping' 😅

A moronic take.

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12 hours ago, Chubbychops said:

John Potter

Allan Johnston

Stevie Crawford

Peter Grant 

Yogi Hughes

James McPake

What a fine line-up of appointments in the last decade.  

Was the Crawford that bad for you?  You finished in the playoffs the covid year, and were in the playoffs spots the year before when it got cancelled I think 

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