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For pointing and indeed laughing, will try and not go too deep to put people off, and if you don't have a team then no need to answer the last two...

 

AFC Division Winners:

NFC Division Winners:

AFC Wild Cards:

NFC Wild Cards:

AFC Championship Game :

NFC Championship Game:

Super Bowl :

Regular Season MVP:

Rookie of Year (either Offensive or Defensive):

First Head Coach Fired:

Worst regular season record (would say first pick in draft but can obvs be traded):

How will your team do?:

Other than your team winning , what do you want to see this season?:

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AFC Division Winners: Dolphins (🤢) Ravens Chiefs and Texans

NFC Division Winners: Eagles 49ers Lions and Saints

AFC Wild Cards: Bills Bengals and Colts

NFC Wild Cards: Cowboys Packers and Rams

AFC Championship Game Ravens over Texans (Bills will finally win a playoff game vs the Chiefs but then Diggs scores 4 TDs in the divisional round or something)

NFC Championship Game:  Eagles over Lions

Super Bowl Good god, eh the Eagles then.

Regular Season MVP:  Saying Mahomes is boring so let's say Stroud.

Rookie of Year (either Offensive or Defensive): It'll be Williams unless he gets injured

First Head Coach Fired: I hope it's Sean Payton. 

Worst regular season record (would say first pick in draft but can obvs be traded): I'll go Denver to back up the above

How will your team do?: Bills will not win the division this year, think enough (but not enough) of a chunk of the fanbase have made peace with that, there cannot be much worse of a WR room assembled in franchise history, the defensive backfield is made out of guys made out of plasticine and a literal zombie, and it's a cap eating year (Diggs, Miller), we are now relying on Josh Allen not taking a career-ending hit while scrambling this year and then trying again next year. We'll still beat the Chiefs in the regular season though and get everyone's hopes up.

Other than your team winning , what do you want to see this season?:  I want Aaron Rodgers to play 17 games and the Jets to go 9-8 carried entirely by their D and miss out on the playoffs because Rodgers f**ks it for them in the last game.

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14 hours ago, Fuctifano said:

AFC Division Winners: Miami, Cinci, Houston, KC

NFC Division Winners: Philadelphia, Detroit, Atlanta, San Francisco

AFC Wild Cards: Baltimore, Jacksonville, Buffalo

NFC Wild Cards: Green Bay, Dallas, LAR

AFC Championship Game : KC, Cinci

NFC Championship Game: Detroit, San Fran

Super Bowl : Detroit, KC

Regular Season MVP: Burrow provided he stays healthy

Rookie of Year (either Offensive or Defensive): Caleb Williams, DOTY I think should probably be Byron Williams, but it tends to go to someone with gaudy Sack or INT numbers rather than interior DL, so I'll say Latu or Wiggins

First Head Coach Fired: The Jags have a tough start, and if they go 1-4 or something and Lawrence still looks like a journeyman, then I can see them punting Pederson.

Worst regular season record (would say first pick in draft but can obvs be traded): I think it could well be Carolina again, but since I tipped that last year I'll say New England just because that would be lollerskates.

How will your team do?: It's a rebuild and dump dead cap year, so anything around 7+ wins and I'll be happy. All I actually want to see is competent, organised football, with some signs of player progression, rather than the head-scratching nonsense of the Telesco/Staley years.

Other than your team winning , what do you want to see this season?: Keenan Allen continuing to make any QB he plays with look great and continue to move up the All-Time ladder. Joey Bosa staying healthy and getting back to embarrassing OT's. The Pack have obviously seen Love practice for years and should know, but in a way watching a guy who has had one half of a decent season and then get paid like an elite franchise guy revert back to looking hopeless would be amusing.

Edit - ffs. Forgot they hand out Wildcards like sweeties these days.

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AFC Division Winners: Bills, Bengals, Texans, Chiefs

NFC Division Winners: Eagles, Lions, Bucs, 49'ers

AFC Wild Cards: Broncos, Ravens, Dolphins

NFC Wild Cards: Rams, Packers, Cowboys

AFC Championship Game : Texans v Ravens

NFC Championship Game: 49'ers v Lions

Super Bowl : Texans v Lions - Lions win

Regular Season MVP: CJ Stroud

Rookie of Year (either Offensive or Defensive): Bo Nix

First Head Coach Fired: Dennis Allan

Worst regular season record (would say first pick in draft but can obvs be traded): Patriots (but Panthers will be close)

How will your team do?: Wild Card round, I am all onboard with the Bo Nix train.

Other than your team winning , what do you want to see this season?: If its not the Bronco's I want the Lions to win the Superbowl. Anyone but the chiefs to get to teh superbowl. Get this threepeat nonsense in the bin. Rodgers to last 6 snaps this year.

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AFC Division Winners: Ravens, Jets, Texans, Chiefs

NFC Division Winners: Lions, Eagles, Buccs, 9ers 🤢

AFC Wild Cards: Bengals, Chargers, Browns

NFC Wild Cards: Cowboys, Packers, Cardinals

AFC Championship Game : Texans Chiefs

NFC Championship Game: Eagles Lions

Super Bowl : Chiefs Lions

Regular Season MVP: Mccaffrey 9ers

Rookie of Year (either Offensive or Defensive): Harrison jnr

First Head Coach Fired: n/a

Worst regular season record (would say first pick in draft but can obvs be traded): Panthers

How will your team do?: Seahawks will be doing very well to finish 2nd

Other than your team winning , what do you want to see this season?: A big impact from some of the new QBs

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AFC Division Winners: Dolphins, Ravens, Chiefs, texans

NFC Division Winners: Eagles, Lions, 49ers, Falcons (someone has to win that division)

AFC Wild Cards: Bengals, Bills, Chargers

NFC Wild Cards: Cowboys, Seahawks, Packers

AFC Championship Game : Chiefs at ravens    

NFC Championship Game:  Eagles at niners

Super Bowl : Ravens Niners

Regular Season MVP: Lamar Jackson

Rookie of Year (either Offensive or Defensive): MHJ

First Head Coach Fired: Brian Daboll

Worst regular season record (would say first pick in draft but can obvs be traded): It's probably the panthers, but I'm going to say the Raiders will have an awful season too

How will your team do?: The Eagles  - I've got them losing the NFC championship game.  Big year ahead for Cam Jurgens, big, big boots to fill at C.  If he can step in the OL plays well, then that offence could be wild.

Other than your team winning , what do you want to see this season?:  Someone stopping the three-peat, and the cowboys to fail miserably

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AFC Division Winners:

Ravens, Dolphins, Texans, Chiefs

NFC Division Winners:

Lions, Eagles, Falcons, 49ers

AFC Wild Cards:

Bengals, Bills, Jets

NFC Wild Cards:

Packers, Cowboys, Rams

AFC Championship Game :

Texans vs Chiefs

NFC Championship Game:

Packers vs 49ers

Super Bowl :

Chiefs vs 49ers

Regular Season MVP:

Patrick Mahomes

Rookie of Year (either Offensive or Defensive):

Jayden Daniels

First Head Coach Fired:

Todd Bowles

Worst regular season record (would say first pick in draft but can obvs be traded):

Patriots

How will your team do?:

Raiders 7-10

Other than your team winning , what do you want to see this season?:

None of the above related to the Chiefs actually happening. I hope they have an absolutely miserable season where Mahomes looks rubbish, they miss the playoffs and Andy Reid retires. None of this will ever happen but I could take any other team winning it all if it does.

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AFC Division Winners: Dolphins, Chiefs, Ravens, Titans 

NFC Division Winners: Eagles, Seahawks, Lions, Saints.

AFC Wild Cards: Texans, Bills, Bengals

NFC Wild Cards: 9ers, Packers, Cowboys.

AFC Championship Game : Ravens v Titans

NFC Championship Game: Lions v Eagles

Super Bowl : Lions v Titans, Titans win.

Regular Season MVP: Will Levis

Rookie of Year (either Offensive or Defensive): Bo Nix

First Head Coach Fired: Dunno.

Worst regular season record (would say first pick in draft but can obvs be traded): Chargers

How will your team do?: Winners. Levis to spray everyone with Hellmans instead of Champagne.

Other than your team winning , what do you want to see this season?: For it to come out that Mahomes has been pumping Swift and the franchise is dead.

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AFC Division Winners: Dolphins, Browns, Texans, Chiefs 

NFC Division Winners: Eagles, Packers, Buccs, Rams

AFC Wild Cards: Bengals, Ravens, Colts

NFC Wild Cards: 49ers, Lions, Cowboys

AFC Championship Game : Browns v Chiefs

NFC Championship Game: Rams v Lions

Super Bowl Browns v Lions!!!!

Regular Season MVP: Mahomes

Rookie of Year (either Offensive or Defensive): Daniels

First Head Coach Fired: Antonio Pierce

Worst regular season record (would say first pick in draft but can obvs be traded): Giants

How will your team do?: SB Champs

Other than your team winning , what do you want to see this season?: allow the taunt

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AFC Division Winners: Bengals, Texans, Bills, Chiefs

NFC Division Winners: Packers, Falcons, Eagles, Rams

AFC Wild Cards: Ravens, Dolphins, Jets

NFC Wild Cards: Lions, 49ers, Seahawks

AFC Championship Game Ravens@Bengals

NFC Championship Game: 49ers@Rams

Super Bowl Rams/Ravens.

Regular Season MVP: Joe Burrow

Rookie of Year (either Offensive or Defensive): Xavier Worthy

First Head Coach Fired: Dennis Allen

Worst regular season record (would say first pick in draft but can obvs be traded): Saints

How will your team do?: Ravens, Superbowl appearance.

Other than your team winning , what do you want to see this season?: A decent half time show

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