btb Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 Phillip Schofield to return to TV 16 months after quitting This Morning over affair | Phillip Schofield | The Guardian Any other candidates to join the "foolish but not criminal" Phil on Nonce Island? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 9 minutes ago, btb said: Phillip Schofield to return to TV 16 months after quitting This Morning over affair | Phillip Schofield | The Guardian Any other candidates to join the "foolish but not criminal" Phil on Nonce Island? Money 1 - Morality 0 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 8 minutes ago, btb said: Phillip Schofield to return to TV 16 months after quitting This Morning over affair | Phillip Schofield | The Guardian Any other candidates to join the "foolish but not criminal" Phil on Nonce Island? BBC will be kicking themselves they've failed to land the ideal replacement for Huw Edwards here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 He's 62 and will be a multimillionaire. Surely you'd retire to a tropical resort to escape the heat, like @Granny Danger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 (edited) 29 minutes ago, BFTD said: He's 62 and will be a multimillionaire. Surely you'd retire to a tropical resort to escape the heat, like @Granny Danger. Maybe he could retire to the same one and they could team up to fight crime as Danger & Danger. You might get a TV show out of that. ETA - 'One likes the terrors in Tangerine, the other is a terror if you're sixteen' - there's a strapline for it too. Edited September 25 by carpetmonster 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 Robinson Paedo 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 10 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Maybe he could retire to the same one and they could team up to commit crime as Danger & Danger. You might get a TV show out of that. ETA - 'One likes the terrors in Tangerine, the other is a terror if you're sixteen' - there's a strapline for it too. Shirley this is a better option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 13 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Maybe he could retire to the same one and they could team up to fight crime as Danger & Danger. You might get a TV show out of that. ETA - 'One likes the terrors in Tangerine, the other is a terror if you're sixteen' - there's a strapline for it too. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 (edited) 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Solicitors called… Actually that was quite witty. Edited September 25 by Granny Danger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Shirley this is a better option. "He spent his life working life obeying the law - now a shamed public darling will show him the fun in breaking it" Actually, maybe not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 Just now, Granny Danger said: Solicitors called… Get them to put the heating on then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 3 minutes ago, BFTD said: "He spent his life working life obeying the law - now a shamed public darling will show him the fun in breaking it" Actually, maybe not Forget wage theft - What happens when a building firm owner gets shown a new way to stiff the apprentices? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 Randy Scouse Git, shirley? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 6 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Money 1 - Morality 0 Alone, marooned, and no-one to groom. Surely this is how he should have been banished as a public safety measure, and not the premise of a show for him to weasel his way back onto the box? Channel 5 really are barrel scraping cvnts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 If this doesn't end with them leaving the nonce there on his own, I will never trust Channel 5 again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 Similar thing has happened in the USA the dame who pretended to be an heiress and fiddled people out of a lot of money has just come out of jail and been given a role in a ‘reality TV’ show. Will use this opportunity once again to say that naming the most useless and unreal shit on the box ‘reality TV’ both puzzles and infuriates me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 5 hours ago, Venti said: Robinson Paedo Robinson Cruiser, shoorely ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 Just seen the trailer for this on the news, predictable "woe is me, I'm a good guy really" pish and Schofield pushing his own narrative. Expect (if you're daft enough to watch it) lots of reflection and self-loathing, with a healthy dose of crocodile tears, building towards the "I'm a good guy who just made a mistake" ending and plea for a second chance. Predictable pish and most probably his own, egotistical idea. Fvck off Phil, you're a groomer and manipulator and it's to all of TV's shame that you're back in the public eye, not only channel 5 for airing the show but the rest of them too for tacitly advertising it by even making mention of it in the news. He'll have a new BBC series before the years our, stick on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: If this doesn't end with them leaving the nonce there on his own, I will never trust Channel 5 again You trusted Channel 5 at some point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Robinson Cruiser Desert Island Dicks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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