Shaggy Jenkins Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Woh joint 2nd fav come on Spunky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggy Jenkins Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 craigyb85 was overjoyed when Derk finished in 1st place in the Norfolk Chicken Hurdle. craigyb85 picks up a cheque for £360.00 thanks to a stunning performance by Derk. In second place was Fag Packet with a time of 8 minutes 15 seconds. The owner of Fag Packet, craigyb85, said after the race 'Cool, I get £180.00? But you know it's never been about the money. £180.00, yes!' Finishing a creditable 3rd out of 9 cocks was Spunky who rounds out the top 3 and gives his owner, Shaggy_Jenkins, cause for optimism. Full results are as follows 1 Derk 7 min 8 sec (owned by craigyb85) 2 Fag Packet 8 min 15 sec (owned by craigyb85) 3 Spunky 8 min 48 sec (owned by Shaggy_Jenkins) B) 4 Jumpin Jack 9 min 14 sec (owned by Zola) 5 ROBO COCK 9 min 25 sec (owned by Sgt Spliff 008) 6 cockroach 9 min 36 sec (owned by shaza fastcock) 7 Cock Steady 9 min 37 sec (owned by Mixfused) 8 Francois 9 min 43 sec (owned by VillaNz) 9 SADDAMS COCK 9 min 46 sec (owned by Tony Blair) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Se Draca Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Not only is mine supposed to be dead but it got booted out of tonights race And the bestarts took my betting money as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joozy Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 I'm finally signed up, and am only a little confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raving On Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Myles Faster is racing again in the next couple of days. 2/1 joint favourite and going for 2 wins out of 2...this race isn't any of the pissy novice nonsense anymore so will be much tougher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully wee dave Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Yeh i noticed that i was going to put my money on an outsider then i saw a pie and bovril cock so i have 100 pound on Myles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raving On Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Myles Faster wins Bernard Matthews Hurdle Raving On was overjoyed when Myles Faster finished in 1st place in the Bernard Matthews Hurdle. Raving On picks up a cheque for £540.00 thanks to a stunning performance by Myles Faster. In second place was 50 Cent with a time of 8 minutes 53 seconds. The owner of 50 Cent, LTL12, said after the race 'Cool, I get £270.00? But you know it's never been about the money. £270.00, yes!' Finishing a creditable 3rd out of 10 cocks was detector 50 who rounds out the top 3 and gives his owner, MR TWISTER, cause for optimism. Full results are as follows 1 Myles Faster 8 min 28 sec (owned by Raving On) 2 50 Cent 8 min 53 sec (owned by LTL12) :D I think I won by a head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully wee dave Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Thanks RO now i can treat Jarvis with my 300 pound that your chicken won for me. i dont know what i can do with my money. any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Hello there I'm Rolf Harris, welcome to Rolf's Cockerel Hospital. No, I said cockerel hospital, not animal hospital, pesky lawyers. Anyway I see you've bought a cockerel for old Rolfy to look at. Who's this little tyke? Ruggy's Pecker eh? And what can we do for you little Ruggy's Pecker?Poor guy, he is pretty sick. I need to take a look at him right away. *prod* Come on Ruggy's Pecker open you beak for Rolf. Hmmm I think its a severe case of mad cock disease. Now that will cost around £70 to fix the little guy up. Is this OK? Is this ok? Is it f'k. You have £29.56 left in the bank. Just as he was building up to be decent. This game is pish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 It seems I finally sent those lovely chaps at IT over the edge when cockracing.com started showing up against my login at work , following a nice wee chat from my boss I shall be online for "pleasure" purely at home Ruggy , like a typical Falkirk fan whilst the rest of us were spending our hard earned cash on vaccinations and worming tablets you were spending your money on racing , gambling and training , gaining an unfair advantage and diddy owner status at the same time Well done RO , ya jammy b'stard . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Congratulations! This is confirmation that Sharpie has been entered for the Norfolk Chicken Hurdle at 20:00:00 on 18/02/2004. Come on Sharpie!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Se Draca Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 KFC Next Stop had to go to market 'cos I couldn't afford the vet's bill. So, I bought a new one - Weeping Cock - which pegged it after two days for no apparent reason So what little money I have left is having to go on Ruggy's effort tonight. Make me or break me Edited to include: Twelves You're 'avin a larf. I'll spread it around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Lecturer Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Just found my cock and started playing with it , wow I am bushed, never knew you could get so much pleasure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 8 Ruggy's Pecker 9 min 37 sec (owned by The Sexy Girl) Some dirty besom has now gone and grabbed my cock and she's handling me pecker now! Sold him at the market cause he was ill and I couldn't afford the treatment, now they've fixed him, and she's paid for my cock. Sharpie was f'kin 11th or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully wee dave Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Message Date Time Cocky McCockster is booked on the next training session. 27/02/2004 17:36:26 Yes! Your bet on Ty Law in the Chicken Royal Novice Chase won 14 * £100.00 = £1400 plus your £100.00 stake back 26/02/2004 21:01:18 Cocky McCockster entered for the Beak Shine Hurdle on 01/03/2004 26/02/2004 17:23:51 Cocky McCockster entered for the Beak Shine Hurdle on 01/03/2004 26/02/2004 17:16:54 Beauty. I put 100 pound on a 14 to 0ne shot and it paid off!!!!:) Not trying to boast or anything but I have a Penmaster Deluxe :ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully wee dave Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 here's a betting tip for anyone who still plays. go to the races that have 25-30 chickens and that are over a long distance. The odds will be about 15 to 1 for the favourite sometimes. i have £1,000 on a cock that is 18 to 1 and it is the FAVOURITE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully wee dave Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Yes! Your bet on CockTail in the Egg Shell Novice Chase won 18 * £1,000.00 = £18000 plus your £1,000.00 stake back 10/03/2004 21:01:01 Bully Wee Cock has returned from training. 09/03/2004 22:00:02 super cock has returned from training. 09/03/2004 22:00:02 super cock has started his speed training! 09/03/2004 10:00:07 Bully Wee Cock has started his speed training! beauty!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Ossian the Great is fighting fit and training well but totally useless in races!! He's worth a few bob so might have to sell him and buy a better breed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Don't really know why, but for some reason I started checking back through my old posts this evening and this one brought back some happy P&B memories Got banned from the internet at work 'cause of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Northerner Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Have I been registered since 2004? Edited: 8 May 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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