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Teachers who refer to the pupils as "our young people" or "the young people in my S1 class", etc.

They deserve to die.

If you want to live in a society where people from certain socio-economic groups are denied any sort of decent free medical care you should move to the U.S.

This advice works for the first post too.

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Privatise air. I'm amazed they haven't done it already, what with the damned Frenchies owning most of the water.

Wasn't there a story a couple of weeks ago about some bloke in China selling "fresh" air?
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Wasn't there a story a couple of weeks ago about some bloke in China selling "fresh" air?

Bottled water has been recognised as the biggest marketing success/scam in history, but the Canadians took that title by flogging cans of fresh air to the Chinese...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/12051354/Chinese-buy-up-bottles-of-fresh-air-from-Canada.html

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Bottled water has been recognised as the biggest marketing success/scam in history, but the Canadians took that title by flogging cans of fresh air to the Chinese...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/12051354/Chinese-buy-up-bottles-of-fresh-air-from-Canada.html

Don't get me started on the Chinese!

Exhibit one...in Hong Kong the c***s would actually get on the bus with their umbrellas still up to avoid a wee drop of rain. Fucktards.

More to follow once i take one of my pills to calm down!

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I've seen me have my shot in goals and have a worldy.

By the end of the game I've reckoned I spent half an hour in goals whilst the other 4 players split 30 mins between them.

7 1/2 mins each average to my 30

:bairn:bairn:bairn

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The trick is to go in first, then flog one. Proclaim 'sorry biys, I'll stay in for another' then actually try.

When you're then scored against you've already been in for 2 and when your turn comes back around, you're skipped and get a longer run outfield.

Brains, beauty n' #Ballin.

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Did someone call for a lazy fatty?

I take it the old 'only spectacular goals count' rule isn't still in effect these days? That tended to scunner the bawbags to a degree.

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Wasn't there a story a couple of weeks ago about some bloke in China selling "fresh air".

An elderly relative who lived in London at the end of WW2 used to tell me that Yank soldiers bought tins of London Smog to take home as a souvenir.

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Charity muggers. The same 3 folk stand in the area next to my work and everyday when I go out of the building for meetings etc they catch me and likewise when I'm going back in. Fucking annoying, how many times do they need told - I happily give to charity but not to random c***s on the street - I set up the direct debits myself when I decide I want to, no being guilt tripped by arseholes calling me 'darling' one even started walking up the street with me!

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Charity muggers. The same 3 folk stand in the area next to my work and everyday when I go out of the building for meetings etc they catch me and likewise when I'm going back in. Fucking annoying, how many times do they need told - I happily give to charity but not to random c***s on the street - I set up the direct debits myself when I decide I want to, no being guilt tripped by arseholes calling me 'darling' one even started walking up the street with me!

They've started infecting the shopping centres too. Between them, the PPI b*****ds, the AA and the Sky tossers, all wandering about trying to catch your eye it's getting so that you're on edge before you even get started with the shoplifting.

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Charity muggers. The same 3 folk stand in the area next to my work and everyday when I go out of the building for meetings etc they catch me and likewise when I'm going back in. Fucking annoying, how many times do they need told - I happily give to charity but not to random c***s on the street - I set up the direct debits myself when I decide I want to, no being guilt tripped by arseholes calling me 'darling' one even started walking up the street with me!

Find out which charity they work for and report them. Charities should not be able to indulge in these tactics any more than anyone else. I wouldn't be surprised if they're employed by a third party agency also taking a cut from donations.

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