WFAANW Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 They want you as a new recruit... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Join the army kill people or get blown up. Join the RAF, kill people who can't fight back from far away. Join the navy, get bummed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Annoying c***s who turn a miniscule problem into a life-threatening event. Read yesterday about some trainee lawyer bint (problem already) who got a packet of kitkats with only chocolate, no wafer. She's claiming financial and emotional loss. Yep, ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) Annoying c***s who turn a miniscule problem into a life-threatening event. Read yesterday about some trainee lawyer bint (problem already) who got a packet of kitkats with only chocolate, no wafer. She's claiming financial and emotional loss. Yep, ok. Chocolate only KitKats were always the holy grail. She needs a boot in the pie. Edited February 3, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I think the word "lawyer" in that paragraph tells you all you need to know. Not a very good one though - she's looking for a lifetime supply of said offending snack as compo. Doesn't gell well with "emotional damage." but i'm no trainee lawyer so what do i know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Annoying c***s who turn a miniscule problem into a life-threatening event. Read yesterday about some trainee lawyer bint (problem already) who got a packet of kitkats with only chocolate, no wafer. She's claiming financial and emotional loss. Yep, ok. Student/KitKat chocolate story. There has to be some jokes about four fingers in there somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Student/KitKat chocolate story. There has to be some jokes about four fingers in there somewhere. Probably, but it'd be wafer thin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Annoying c***s who turn a miniscule problem into a life-threatening event. Read yesterday about some trainee lawyer bint (problem already) who got a packet of kitkats with only chocolate, no wafer. She's claiming financial and emotional loss. Yep, ok. Student/KitKat chocolate story. There has to be some jokes about four fingers in there somewhere. Hopefully she fails her course. I'd probably settle for her getting a degree and never getting a job in the profession. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Hopefully she fails her course. I'd probably settle for her getting a degree and never getting a job in the profession. I'd go with KnightswoodBear's idea - Kick her in the pie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I'd go with KnightswoodBear's idea - Kick her in the pie It would be ironic if her pie had no filling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 It would be ironic if her pie had no filling. I feel quite ill now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Student/KitKat chocolate story. There has to be some jokes about four fingers in there somewhere. I wouldn't give her my chunky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Haud the fucking bus. She got EIGHT of them with no wafer?? That's like winning the Euromillions. Stupid cow. This made me laugh though: The massive complainer said: "They go about advertising the unique concept of KitKat, but I'm so disappointed by what I have purchased. She doesn't look that fat. Pie definitely needs an interface with my boot though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Don't worry about Nestle's child-slave labour or rainforest clearing darling, just go after them for giving you too much chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Windows 10 just carried out an update that I wasn't given an option to postpone that took well over 2 hours to complete Arseholes !! I see I now have Cortana ... not fucking interested in having Cortana, f**k off Cortana ! Where's the more than petty things thread ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Windows 10 just carried out an update that I wasn't given an option to postpone that took well over 2 hours to complete Arseholes !! I see I now have Cortana ... not fucking interested in having Cortana, f**k off Cortana ! Where's the more than petty things thread ? My dad had a cortana, but he traded it in for an escort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Hopefully she fails her course. I'd probably settle for her getting a degree and never getting a job in the profession. My experience of law students at uni was they were generally fannies with a particular interest in "right on" left wing politics.....which would evaporate when they joined up with whatever legal firm was unlucky to land them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Dressing penis wounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Saw a wee story today. A guy won 2k of Thomas Cook vouchers for winning a funny photo contest. The guy took a selfie with his son and a horse with its tongue out. Now the horse owner is claiming half the prize because the guy didn't ask her permission first. Aye, right! "Hold on guys, I'll just pop up the hill there and get the owners ok for this pic. Be back in 45 minutes or so." Thomas Cook have said they will look into it if they receive an official complaint. Should have told her to bolt. (No pun intended). Another c**t looking for something for nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 So I'm on a 'sweetie, cake and booze' free month as I'm turning into a fat b*****d and none of my clothes fit me. Then the chef at work brings through this.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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