Deeboy Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 The hammy acting on the new 'brother' Coca Cola advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 It's always playing in my mind during a pump, especially during the vinegar strokes. I recite the Rangers 9 in a row winning squad to delay my arrival at the Billy Mill Roundabout. Drives the wife mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I recite the Rangers 9 in a row winning squad to delay my arrival at the Billy Mill Roundabout. Drives the wife mental. A poster on here, who in order to stay anonymous, we'll call Shawfield St... nah, better to go with S Stallion, used to recite the Popes there had been over the last two hundred years or so (Catholic school, obviously), in his head, in order to delay climax. Once when in the throws, he was nearing the old vinegar strokes and exclaimed "Pope John Paul!" at the top of his voice. Don't think he's still with that bird, surprisingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 A poster on here, who in order to stay anonymous, we'll call Shawfield St... nah, better to go with S Stallion, used to recite the Popes there had been over the last two hundred years or so (Catholic school, obviously), in his head, in order to delay climax. Once when in the throws, he was nearing the old vinegar strokes and exclaimed "Pope John Paul!" at the top of his voice. Don't think he's still with that bird, surprisingly. Well no one's infallible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 A poster on here, who in order to stay anonymous, we'll call Shawfield St... nah, better to go with S Stallion, used to recite the Popes there had been over the last two hundred years or so (Catholic school, obviously), in his head, in order to delay climax. Once when in the throws, he was nearing the old vinegar strokes and exclaimed "Pope John Paul!" at the top of his voice. Don't think he's still with that bird, surprisingly. Sounds like an old priest's trick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Men wearing baseball caps. There isn't a man alive who looks better (or even looks as good / bad as they are without a baseball cap) when they wear one. Tony Pulis, a case in point. These are for baseball players. No one else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Men wearing baseball caps. There isn't a man alive who looks better (or even looks as good / bad as they are without a baseball cap) when they wear one. Tony Pulis, a case in point. These are for baseball players. No one else. It seems to have got really popular again recently. After hardly seeing one for about a decade they seem to be everywhere. They don't look great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Pedestrian crossing related.......women who kid on they can't see you and drive through a non-light pedestrian crossing rather than stop. It's always women who do this. I am a big ugly bugger - they can't possibly fail to see me. Supermarket carparks are the worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Men wearing baseball caps. There isn't a man alive who looks better (or even looks as good / bad as they are without a baseball cap) when they wear one. Tony Pulis, a case in point. These are for baseball players. No one else. Goalkeepers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Right, lads, my left foot and toes are in a spasm. Send help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Right, lads, my left foot and toes are in a spasm. Send help.[/quoteEat a banana and drink some salt water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Right, lads, my left foot and toes are in a spasm. Send help.[/quoteEat a banana and drink some salt water. Are you trying to fucking poison me?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Right, lads, my left foot and toes are in a spasm. Send help. Put some sawdust on it, be right as rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Right, lads, my left foot and toes are in a spasm. Send help. I chuckled for a couple of minutes, did that help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Are you trying to fucking poison me?! Potassium and sodium will balance your salt levels and electrolytes; fixes cramps/muscle spasms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I chuckled for a couple of minutes, did that help? I'm feeling much better now, thanks. Potassium and sodium will balance your salt levels and electrolytes; fixes cramps/muscle spasms. I ken what they're for, but bananas give me mouth ulcers and salt water tastes boggin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Men wearing baseball caps. There isn't a man alive who looks better (or even looks as good / bad as they are without a baseball cap) when they wear one. Tony Pulis, a case in point. These are for baseball players. No one else. I thought baseball caps were for blokes who couldn't be arsed washing their hair in the morning. I used to know a lad who thought this was a magic shield that would prevent people knowing he was a dirty tink. Also, the DA's right - it's surely acceptable for goalies when the sun's low in the sky. Right, lads, my left foot and toes are in a spasm. Send help. I've got a couple of uncles in Ayrshire - want me to send them round with a hacksaw? Ignore Donnie's pish about potassium; he's just trying to cause you harm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I've got a couple of uncles in Ayrshire - want me to send them round with a hacksaw? Ignore Donnie's pish about potassium; he's just trying to cause you harm. Only if your Ayrshire uncles are in Glasgow, like I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Only if your Ayrshire uncles are in Glasgow, like I am. Alas. However, I'm thinking you could have someone round from Craigslist within ten minutes. The joys of big city living. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Is Craiglist still a thing in the UK? I had assumed it'd gone the way of the dodo and Alloa Athletic's hopes of staying up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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