mjw Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Vending machine coffee? [emoji90] [emoji90] That's luwak coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: It needs cleaned??? Points off Nespresso. Their new capsule, envivo I think, is shit hot. FYI your pits also need cleaned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Take that you c**t :guntoting:guntoting That fly is resting, guaranteed to annoy you next time you eat outdoors.You can punch me if I'm wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 5 hours ago, Rugster said: Take that you c**t I don't want to alarm you, but a fly just landed on my keyboard while I was reading your post. It then quickly flew out the window, and may be away for hauners. God speed, Rugster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Spotted on the Black Isle.. "Bzz. You in the white tshirt. Which way is Dingwall? Bzz" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 The forum is basically unreadable for the next wee while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 The forum is basically unreadable for the next wee while. ^^^this, stop commenting! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 3 hours ago, Deeboy said: The forum is basically unreadable for the next wee while. Hugs DeeBoy. Love G-Bo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Murray, along with Hawksbee & Jacobs are the only guys I listen to on that channel. Colin Murray quits TalkSport after News Corp buy out http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36786882 But on the bright side. News Corp's £220m purchase of Wireless Group, the owner of Talksport radio, was announced last month. Shortly afterwards the station dispensed with the services of footballer turned broadcaster Stan Collymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 "Background music" in Banks and other offices that is played so loud that it is not really background music. Also the majority of music they play only heightens my realisation that they are trying to attract the younger clientele rather than those of us who are of more mature years. At least it's slightly better than the run up to Christmas where they pump out a loop of Christmassy songs from the beginning of November. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Murray, along with Hawksbee & Jacobs are the only guys I listen to on that channel. Colin Murray quits TalkSport after News Corp buy outhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36786882 But on the bright side. News Corp's £220m purchase of Wireless Group, the owner of Talksport radio, was announced last month. Shortly afterwards the station dispensed with the services of footballer turned broadcaster Stan Collymore. Can't believe Alan Brazil has survived the cull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 A couple from the last few days:The Philippines and Filipinos in general. Although things are starting to improve is there any country/people more difficult or awkward to deal with?Casinos, maybe I'm missing something here. Why are people inspecting the very corner of their cards to see what they have when they are playing the dealer, especially if they are the only person at the table. Or wearing sunglasses and hoodies. It's not a poker tournament they are in, it's a casino and they are playing the dealer who has set rules on how they can play. Just look at your cards. I really hope there is something I am missing and there are that many tits in casinos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 5 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said: Can't believe Alan Brazil has survived the cull. When he was originally sacked a few years ago for constantly being pished or late, they had to bring him back because there was such a massive outcry. Yes, I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 When he was originally sacked a few years ago for constantly being pished or late, they had to bring him back because there was such a massive outcry. Yes, I know. I never used to mind him but the more and more I listen the more I hate him. Just a total p***k. Just last week he was horrendously rude to the female newsreader and she stormed off live on air, was furious listening to it. Add that to the fact he wants to be English even more than Alan Hansen. Snidey comments about Scotland/Scottish football and tries his absolute hardest to come across as this upper class guy. He's a fucking w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: My nutri ninja started letting off a bit of smoke today when blending my morning smoothie, I think it's broken. A nutrini ninja later become 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 9 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said: Can't believe Alan Brazil has survived the cull. You're joking! Brazil is exactly what NewsCorp want - he's a brexiteer shill who'll always say exactly what they want. Murray and Collymore have both been fairly vocal with regards to their disdain for The Sun; it's no surprise that one has jumped and the other been pushed. I wouldn't be surprised if more follow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Work has milk delivered in single pint cartons, 3 Monday, 3 Wednesday and 2 Friday. The fridge this morning when I went to get milk for my cereal has 6 cartons, 3 of which are open with various amounts in them........ Finish a carton before you open another Cockwombles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, MEADOWXI said: Work has milk delivered in single pint cartons, 3 Monday, 3 Wednesday and 2 Friday. The fridge this morning when I went to get milk for my cereal has 6 cartons, 3 of which are open with various amounts in them........ Finish a carton before you open another Cockwombles. I need to start a new one if I am going to drink straight from the neck. There are a lot of scabby people with weird germs around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Bought a 'Mexican Chilli Chicken' sub/baguette from the bakers, had to go to shop for juice. In no uncertain terms I said "do not put any salad on my baguette, please." I've returned home and opened it to find at least 4% of my baguette filling is lettuce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Ian fucking Poulter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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