BFTD Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Inceptmoan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: It's a Xmas miracle I almost felt guilty for running it over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, smpar said: In all fairness, that's quite common isn't it? Most workplaces have their Christmas parties (or at least the booking for the meal) sorted months in advance. It's common but it still gets on my nerves every year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, smpar said: In all fairness, that's quite common isn't it? Most workplaces have their Christmas parties (or at least the booking for the meal) sorted months in advance. My old work used to have the Xmas night out on the Friday, then book for the following year on the Monday after. This was normally a good indicator of general arseholery - only once in 6 years did the organiser get a warning that similar behaviour next year may see us barred. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Jamaldo said: People who have the mindset that hot = good and cold = bad, with regards to the temperature around us and the weather. This. It all ties in with the wanky weather talk so many folk love to bleat about, throwing out pish they are conditioned to think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 'Pray for Chapecoense'. Ye that's what to do. Maybe now God will look after all those poor families he didn't give a f**k about 24 hours ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 An underwhelming wee bang followed by disappointment. Christmas crackers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Deanburn Dave said: An underwhelming wee bang followed by disappointment. Christmas crackers. What are you genuinely hoping for? A fucking Rolex? Take your miniature screwdriver set, read the shitey joke and be on your way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 13 minutes ago, Deanburn Dave said: An underwhelming wee bang followed by disappointment. Christmas crackers. Why are you opening Christmas Crackers in November? You sicken me, sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 29 minutes ago, throbber said: There's one guy I hang about with quite a bit of late and he does something really annoying in that he makes an approving sigh noise when I'm mid sentence, like as if to say he understands what I have said before I have even said it. Does he only do it when you're discussing alternative uses for hosiery? You should just stop talking when it happens and see what he does. Although, that might be part of his cunning plan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 An underwhelming wee bang followed by disappointment. Christmas crackers. Enough about you sex life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: It's just what he does when being spoke to, it's not because Mmm. 3 minutes ago, throbber said: ...it's not because of what I'm saying he just makes this grunting noise as if to imply he has understood what I have said Uhuh. 5 minutes ago, throbber said: ...as if to imply he has understood what I have said whilst I'm in the middle of saying it and he probably Hmmph. 6 minutes ago, throbber said: ...he probably doesn't know he's doing it. God, what a c**t. That must be annoying. Can't stand those p***ks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Girlfriend phones me up wanting my help, so I try and get her to explain what she wants. Meanwhile she's laughing and joking with her mates and not paying attention so much that she doesn't answer me asking questions and then gets upset that I got pissed off. So in summary, woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 People who have the mindset that hot = good and cold = bad, with regards to the temperature around us and the weather. Think I've posted this before, I'll use this as an excuse: When the presenters say "it'll be a beautiful day across the whole country". Right, stop. Telling me it's going to be a "Beautiful day" is not presenting the weather, it is presenting your opinion of the weather that you have not yet given me. You sit about and present two two-minute slots per hour for a relatively short shift (rest of the time spent taking selfies in-between for your Twitter account and redoing your hair at the licence payer's expense). Empty opinions from someone who doesn't actually model the weather* are wasted time in a tight slot. Therefore if the quality is not in the form of exceptional eye-candy (which away from Reporting Scotland it is not) then I expect top notch, technical and to the point weather reporting. I want to know where it's wet, why it's wet and where the wetness is coming from / going, not simply "it'll be a miserable few days ahead". The receptionist at work will let me know that soon enough. *except that Helen Willets who is actually a meteorologist (and sits in the 'cute MILF next door' category). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Girlfriend phones me up wanting my help, so I try and get her to explain what she wants. Meanwhile she's laughing and joking with her mates and not paying attention so much that she doesn't answer me asking questions and then gets upset that I got pissed off. So in summary, woman. Why not just hang up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 People, normally old people, who invariably faff around buying a lottery ticket, scratchcard or some other tax on the hopefully optimistic when I'm waiting behind them in a shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Father Dougal McGuire said: 'Pray for Chapecoense'. Ye that's what to do. Maybe now God will look after all those poor families he didn't give a f**k about 24 hours ago This post is a bit more amusing when you look at the author. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Why not just hang up? In the end I did and I'm now getting the silent treatment. Suits me right now, I want an early night. [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Queen of the South FC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Shite like this. You can't just take some moronic chat and stick it on a picture of a t.v. character. It doesn't make any sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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