8MileBU Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 I'm sure they must be delighted to have a fat, lying, shit flinging grass for a neighbour. 0/4. Thick c**t [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Open Prisons, i thought the idea was to keep criminals in prison!?! The only news reports i ever see about open prisons is that another prisoner has fucking escaped! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Open Prisons, i thought the idea was to keep criminals in prison!?! The only news reports i ever see about open prisons is that another prisoner has fucking escaped! If a tourist was to arrive over here and hear about Castle Huntly they'd think it was a lame tourist attraction given how frequently folk leave and don't bother going back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: 0/4. Thick c**t Fat fibber -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 2 hours ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Open Prisons, i thought the idea was to keep criminals in prison!?! The only news reports i ever see about open prisons is that another prisoner has fucking escaped! I'm not convinced escape is the correct word. More a case of just pissed off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Some halfwit on the train watching what sounds like US tv without earphones. He,s grinning like an idiot which somehow makes it worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 And he's wearing a woolly rudolph hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Where to fucking start. OK: Iceland. Brilliant lobster tails and glorious scallops. Stopped doing rabbit fillets, apparently, so tonight's Paella depends on chicken thighs. Welsh accents. Just all of them. Shut the f**k up, Welsh people.. Kelly Whatshername on 5Live: Yer auld man was the best player after Baxter and that's the only reason you got a gig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Someone put east 17 on the jukebox in the pub tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, philpy said: Someone put east 17 on the jukebox in the pub tonight. And? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 It's their xmas song. Stay another day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 And what's your f*cking problem with that? It's a belting song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: And what's your f*cking problem with that? It's a belting song. Wind up right?? Right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 15 minutes ago, philpy said: It's their xmas song. Stay another day. It's alright, philpy, it's really alright. Everything's gonna be alright 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Wind up right?? Right? It is a great song 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 The Hallelujah Chorus? The rest of Handel's messiah In fact every note Handel ever fucking wrote Particularly the utter turdfest of a so called opera Rodelinda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: It is a great song Imagining you now.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Iceland. Brilliant lobster tails and glorious scallops. Stopped doing rabbit fillets, apparently, so tonight's Paella depends on chicken thighs. Though if she reads this post she'll make you cook it yourself. Edited December 24, 2016 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 32 minutes ago, GordonD said: Though if she reads this post she'll make you cook it yourself. You skimmed over the Glorious Scallops.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spur yb Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Anybody wi chewing gum, riles me it does,wish the c***s would choke on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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