gavin_3110 Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Scudbook armchair football fans on social media who refer to the English Premier League as the "prem". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said: Back to work tomorrow . Yass Never had a day off, ya bass. My tity itsy today, My boss, emailed me and gave the thumbs down, and told me not to speak to clients in that way/ then the next morning he called me (very unusual), to apologize, as I had nothing wrong after reading the emails. Read before you shout. I had a shite night thinking what the f**k I did do wrong. During the conversation he said I was too soft. and will deal wife these fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 I think the thought of going back to work after a break is actually worse then going back. Once you're up and back in the routine it's fine. This has been the worst ever one for me though because of the new baby and I've really enjoyed being at home with my wife and daughter and now it's back to the grind. Oh for a lottery win! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 I was in the office yesterday doing some OT, place was deserted so sort of broke me in for this morning.As Ruggy said, the thought of going back is often worse than actually being back! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 I was in the office yesterday doing some OT, place was deserted so sort of broke me in for this morning.As Ruggy said, the thought of going back is often worse than actually being back! Had about a hunner handshakes and Happy New Years so far this morning along with nearly everybody, including myself, moaning at how shite they feel being back and how much they over indulged on food and drink. This will last until next Monday too as everyone comes back in their dribs and drabs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 My Petty fucker today Is little sad sacks come on here, that have to go to their no end job and speak with fat birds. Get on with IT, no work no pay! I do like the bisects. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 The voice over woman on the Bensons for Beds advert impersonating Olivia Coleman and being shite at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Everyone going on a diet and kicking the booze in January. I always struggle with this idea that because everyone eats and drinks more than usual in December that it means everyone should go through collective atonement and exercise the sins of the previous couple of weeks.People like Joe Wicks appearing everywhere. Now they are saying we shouldn't take cakes and biscuits into work as it is cruel on those who are dieting. How the f**k is it cruel? If you are on a diet and someone offers you cake say no. How has it come to a point where the person taking in cake for other people is now the bad guy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 I was reading some tit ended up in intensive care after taking shed loads 'natural' products and way too much water to detox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 I've tweaked my back and it's extremely annoying.I always do it doing something innocuous. I've never hurt my back lifting weights or exercising. Yesterday I was boxed in in a car park so had to twist to get in and it's pinged my back. Fucking backs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 (edited) 33 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Everyone going on a diet and kicking the booze in January. I always struggle with this idea that because everyone eats and drinks more than usual in December that it means everyone should go through collective atonement and exercise the sins of the previous couple of weeks. People like Joe Wicks appearing everywhere. Now they are saying we shouldn't take cakes and biscuits into work as it is cruel on those who are dieting. How the f**k is it cruel? If you are on a diet and someone offers you cake say no. How has it come to a point where the person taking in cake for other people is now the bad guy? I love being back at work in Jan, as all the fat fuckers I work with bring in the leftover sugary stuff they have from Xmas/NY, desperate for some high-metabolism, doesn't get fat sugar junkie to polish them all off. And being a high-metabolism, doesn't get fat sugar junkie, I'm in there like a tramp on chips. Edited January 4, 2017 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 51 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Now they are saying we shouldn't take cakes and biscuits into work as it is cruel on those who are dieting. How the f**k is it cruel? If you are on a diet and someone offers you cake say no. How has it come to a point where the person taking in cake for other people is now the bad guy? What next? People shouldn't drive to work as it might upset the ones who have to take the bus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 39 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: And being a high-metabolism, doesn't get fat sugar junkie, I'm in there like a tramp on chips. I used to be like that. 6'2", 13st from the age of 16 and could eat what I wanted without putting a single lb on my skinny frame. Then I hit 40. Jogging down some stairs I realised I had tits! (quite enjoyed it so jogged down them again). Now I vary between 16 and 17st and can't shift a gut that looks like I'm pregnant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Just now, NewBornBairn said: I used to be like that. 6'2", 13st from the age of 16 and could eat what I wanted without putting a single lb on my skinny frame. Then I hit 40. Jogging down some stairs I realised I had tits! (quite enjoyed it so jogged down them again). Now I vary between 16 and 17st and can't shift a gut that looks like I'm pregnant. I'm now past the 50 mark, and fortunately the metabolism hasn't crumbled yet, so I'm milking it for all it's worth before the inevitable crashing down of my world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 I'm being a pious p***k. Fasting two days a week, no booze and lots of exercise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 24 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: I used to be like that. 6'2", 13st from the age of 16 and could eat what I wanted without putting a single lb on my skinny frame. Then I hit 40. Jogging down some stairs I realised I had tits! (quite enjoyed it so jogged down them again). Now I vary between 16 and 17st and can't shift a gut that looks like I'm pregnant. I was like that until i was 23, could spend all day eating shite and see no weight increase. I can just remember my jeans getting tight, been struggling to shift it recently but making an effort of it since christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Hitting 40 and stopping doing heavy physical work did it for me. Spent a summer putting up marquees and went right back to normal. Need to find some form of exercise that isn't excruciatingly boring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Hitting 40 and stopping doing heavy physical work did it for me. Spent a summer putting up marquees and went right back to normal. Need to find some form of exercise that isn't excruciatingly boring. I'd always recommend boxing. Most gyms will run some sort of fitness class where you can learn the skills and go through the training without getting hit. Never done anything like it that's as good at getting you trimmer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 I don't like being punched in the face. Has your burd found your P&B account? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 (edited) Joe Simpson & Boney F***ing M. I watched Touching the Void on a cheery New Years Day and since then that bloody Brown Girl in the Ring song has randomly jumped into my head at least ten times every since day because of this scene (even whilst watching Die Hard 2 amongst other films): Edited January 4, 2017 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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