Cerberus Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 15 minutes ago, throbber said: People, particularly men who wear gloves. Absolute pretentious show off shite. Bodywarmers. Absolutely useless. The chest is the warmest part of your body. Why would you specially want to keep your torso warm and your arms cold? Only utter welts wear them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I'll stick my head out here, I don't mind fruit cider. I wouldn't drink 3 of them like and only tend to even have one if I'm hungover but at times they serve a purpose. I await the ridicule. Dark fruits is okay for a second day on the piss, the blackcurrent masks the alcohol and eases you back into the booze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 19 minutes ago, mizfit said: Dark fruits is okay for a second day on the piss, the blackcurrent masks the alcohol and eases you back into the booze. I'd rather order a Dark Fruits than a Lager Tops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 'Skiing holidays' and people who go on them. Deeply suspect vacations for deeply suspect people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Had a swig of that once and have never been back. What kind of madman enjoys drinking something with the texture of cough medicine? I buy bottles of Covonia to swig for the hell of it. Missus thinks it's odd but tolerates it. I just like the taste and burn on the throat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Further to my rant on the facebook thread about wee fannies and their "sesh", I am submitting Strongbow Dark Fruits as todays pttgoyn. I'd include all 'fruity ciders'. Actually all cider apart from a decent scrumpy which is excellent with cheese. I bought my eldest and her pals a bottle of Prosecco and 4 tins of Tesco Apple Cider to drink while they were primping and preening before they went out on Sunday night. Apparently I should have bought bottles of some fruit-infused dreck and gave her a showing up. She now knows what to do in future... 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Learn to love lager or GTF. How much of it is a generational thing? "In my day" effete continental lager was for teenagers who'd not matured enough to enjoy a proper pint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: Shandon wears gloves to box, I take it this is what you mean? I also wear gloves for pleasure. Have ones for running, smart ones, ones for wearing to the football, decorating ones (quite similar to the cycling ones but white) and latex ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 'Skiing holidays' and people who go on them. Deeply suspect vacations for deeply suspect people. The middle classes in other words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 38 minutes ago, NotThePars said: The middle classes in other words. I was going to allege that skiing holidays were inherently Tory, but then decided to code it somewhat. Fingers crossed I wasn't too subtle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, DrewDon said: I was going to allege that skiing holidays were inherently Tory, but then decided to code it somewhat. Fingers crossed I wasn't too subtle. I've been skiing 3x in Sweden and 1x in Austria. Oh and my kids stayed in their Gran's ski lodge over Xmas. Does this make me a Tory? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Just now, The_Kincardine said: I've been skiing 3x in Sweden and 1x in Austria. Oh and my kids stayed in their Gran's ski lodge over Xmas. Does this make me a Tory? I was too subtle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 11 hours ago, heedthebaa said: The c***s that are sitting on your reserved seat when you board are the worst type of c**t imo, apparently they don't have to move and the conductors don't give a shit in your plight neither, they're also c***s A good few years ago 4 or us had booked on the Friday night Falkirk - Inverness service with table and a woman decided 1 of our 4 seats was for her. After a few failed attempts at getting her to move her fat arse 3 of us sat down and cracked open the large carry out for the journey. Normally we would be respectable to a nearby woman but seen as she was being a boot our language and laddish behaviour was despicable. She gave up and moved. Fucking boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 31 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: A good few years ago 4 or us had booked on the Friday night Falkirk - Inverness service with table and a woman decided 1 of our 4 seats was for her. After a few failed attempts at getting her to move her fat arse 3 of us sat down and cracked open the large carry out for the journey. Normally we would be respectable to a nearby woman but seen as she was being a boot our language and laddish behaviour was despicable. She gave up and moved. Fucking boot. Didn't you think to grab her handbag and throw it into the next carriage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Went skiing once as a youngster. Bit of a queue to collect all the gear so I walked up the side of a slope and decided to test my snowball aim at some boys from another party coming out of the ski centre. Sadly my aim was incredible and the skiing trip ended there and then for me and the lad who got skelped by the snowball, fell back and got skelped by a door. Blood and tears galore. I can still remember him howling. Not pleasant. It wasn't a very middle class experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: They are shite too, if you wear proper clothing to keep yourself warm then your extremities shouldn't get cold anyway. I can accept them at sub zero conditions and at the football and the other places I mentioned but just for normal commuting they are totally unacceptable. Some people go over the top though. The number of people I see dressed for an Alaskan winter is unbelievable. Multiple hoodie, jackets, wooly hats, with hoods up etc. It's a wee bit cold, you won't die! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Some people go over the top though. The number of people I see dressed for an Alaskan winter is unbelievable. Multiple hoodie, jackets, wooly hats, with hoods up etc. It's a wee bit cold, you won't die! I don't like being cold. Dying doesn't come into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Just now, pandarilla said: I don't like being cold. Dying doesn't come into it. In a lot of cases, I think it might be a fashion thing. They've paid a fortune for a winter wardrobe, and by f**k they'll wear it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 People who stand at the door on public transport when the vehicle is only just leaving the previous stop. The train is fucking empty and you're already sat next to the cunting door, you're going to get off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 18 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Some people go over the top though. The number of people I see dressed for an Alaskan winter is unbelievable. Multiple hoodie, jackets, wooly hats, with hoods up etc. It's a wee bit cold, you won't die! Never experienced the winter of 62/63 in Shotts imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Scottish men aged 40+ who act as if anyone who doesn't spend all their social time in some silent, windowless midden drinking beer so strong it's still got lumps of plant matter fermenting in it 20 pints at a time is in some way deficient or unbearable. Tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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