AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Chap the wumman next doors office, take her lunch as a goodwill payment for all the IT help you've happily delivered for her. When I came in she gave me a box of chocolate biscuits today. I mean... they'd all been eaten apart from four of them but them four went well with a cuppa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 What kind of biscuits? I'd love one of them Fox's Classic right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Saw a woman this morning on a motorised scooter. She was parked in the fucking doorway of Greggs, shouting inside to her husband to get her loads of shit. She was in the doorway, blocking anyone getting in or out. Like literally right in the doorway. Selfish, self centred hoor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I should add that I wasn't going to Greggs. I was just walking past after having purchased a magazine from WH Smith and was en route to get a bus to work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 hours ago, SlipperyP said: UK 4 safest place to drive in the world Thailand 2nd most dangerous place to drive in the world. The way people complain on here you'd think it was the other way round. Deaths - 24,000+ last year. 66 every fucking day. It's like Russian Roulette, every time you leave your house. Nae c**t gives a f**k. Couple of stats in the papers, New year time, advertisements on the TV for a few days tell folk to not drink & drive, as they will get their licence taken off them for that period. (Yes you get it back on 3rd Jan, as he need to get to work). That's if they had a licence in the first place. Mini van (14 seaters) are used as public transport from most town now, cheap as f**k. ฿90 to get to Bangkok from where I live, 150 km away. 1 crashes most days killing 15 people, not even on the news anymore....i take the bus.. That's awesome. Sounds like Mad Max 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 21 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Saw a woman this morning on a motorised scooter. She was parked in the fucking doorway of Greggs, shouting inside to her husband to get her loads of shit. She was in the doorway, blocking anyone getting in or out. Like literally right in the doorway. Selfish, self centred hoor. Just because she wouldn't get in your pram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 The Muppets that blast past you on the last 20 meters of duel carriageway and then brake as they cut in A9 today was murder . Also. Scrambling around trying to find your fly on your boxers when you are bursting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Saw a woman this morning on a motorised scooter. She was parked in the fucking doorway of Greggs, shouting inside to her husband to get her loads of shit. She was in the doorway, blocking anyone getting in or out. Like literally right in the doorway. Selfish, self centred hoor. She uses that scooter as she's overweight due to a problem with her feet. She can't keep them out of Greggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 11 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Apparently a sure-fire cold remedy is chocolate. The Mayans used to eat it to stave off colds. However, you need to eat a lot of it - the equivalent of fourteen 4-finger Kit Kats in one sitting. I could eat that waiting on the kettle to boil for the Lemsip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Unfortunately, to keep the price of your takeaway ridiculously low, the delivery driver often just gets money for petrol and his / her income for the night is actually just the tips. Hence why they embarrass you both by faffing about for the opportunity to keep the 50p that you desperately want back. Then school stuck in should've at. Rearrange this well known phrase, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Takeaway delivery drivers. Absolute fukn' scumbags!Got one reptile who deliberately fuks about looking for the correct change, in the hope I'll just let him piss off with a tip, every fukn' time. It's got to the point now where it's a pure battle of wits, between me and this clown. Not only are they a clan of smelly arseholes, they put me off my food. Used to do this as a second job. Had a float of £25 in change. Used to keep £ coins in one pocket and smash in the other. Trick was to give the pound coins first and usually you got told to keep the rest. Balancing the float at the end of a night was a pain in the arse if you split it and didnt have enough change to make it back to the total (could be lack of coins or £5 notes)To cover petrol, wages and additional insurance we were on more an hour than the chefs and we got tips. Every 4th friday i put weekend tips behind bar for chefs. Some nights were good. Some nights were crap (bogof nights especially). Worked busier nights with another driver who purposely picked the best tippers first. So if you wonder why its over an hour since you ordered then greedy drivers have noted you are a tight arse and you are waiting on chronological order guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Then school stuck in should've at. Rearrange this well known phrase, Oaksoft likes this post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Saw a woman this morning on a motorised scooter. She was parked in the fucking doorway of Greggs, shouting inside to her husband to get her loads of shit. She was in the doorway, blocking anyone getting in or out. Like literally right in the doorway. Selfish, self centred hoor. The poor wumman's been on a life support machine for most of her life. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 That Aileen Clark off Reporting Scotland just used the phrase "the university of life" on the news there. Fuming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Lassie at work (Wid) is really fucking me off. I need to read every email she sends before she sends it to "see if it reads right" Today she asks me how to spell definitely "is there an a in it?" Her "machine",as she calls it, has spell check and google like everyone else's. Then later on I'm sitting listening to a podcast on my lunch break in the break area and she calls me over to her desk to tell me some work shit when she can see I'm on a break. Last but definately not least she is a complete glass of water of a lassie with no life or personality but keeps dropping in comments like "I'm mental" or " you all know what I'm like". No one knows what you are like, no one gives a f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Why didnt you just tell her to do one because you were on your lunch?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 When people post "wid" and they don't follow it up with a pic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenlantern Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Used to do this as a second job. Had a float of £25 in change. Used to keep £ coins in one pocket and smash in the other. Trick was to give the pound coins first and usually you got told to keep the rest. Balancing the float at the end of a night was a pain in the arse if you split it and didnt have enough change to make it back to the total (could be lack of coins or £5 notes)To cover petrol, wages and additional insurance we were on more an hour than the chefs and we got tips. Every 4th friday i put weekend tips behind bar for chefs. Some nights were good. Some nights were crap (bogof nights especially). Worked busier nights with another driver who purposely picked the best tippers first. So if you wonder why its over an hour since you ordered then greedy drivers have noted you are a tight arse and you are waiting on chronological order guy. This particular driver is an absolute bawbag. He doesn't turn up late or anything, just doesn't grasp the concept that folk generally prefer to tip on their own terms, and it's certainly not mandatory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I did when I realised. I went over because I assumed it was something personal/important because it never crossed my mind anyone would do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Looking to book a holiday in Spain, so checking out reviews on Tripadvisor. Came across this pearler. Got on my nerves in a rather petty fashion initially but we've decided to book this hotel. Cheers Korky from Yorkshire! "Just spent 5 nights here and there's a few things I'd like to point out to anyone from the UK thinking of doing the same. Firstly,this is a Spanish local back street hotel,run by Spaniards for Spaniards. The staff are nice enough but the other guests are rude and make you feel unwelcome as much as they can. Yes there's a TV in your room but every channel is Spanish so it is of no use to us. I do like to watch a bit when I'm trying to drop off or catch the news but that's a no go. There are no tea making facilities so forget your morning cuppa and cuppa before bed. No kettle,or facilities to even get one in the late hours. Our view was of a police station and a bloody huge one at that. We could barely see the sky and if you have a room at the front of the hotel you'll get no sun either. The breakfast is not an English one that I love on my hols. It's local and continental. We had to eat out every morning so when you think of it that's at least another £10 on your holiday per day. Yessssss the hotel is a 5 min walk from the beach but it's up a bloody big Hill and after a long day it truely grinds you down. The nightly entertainment is all Spanish and consists of a Spanish dj/vocalist/ guitarist entertaining the guests who are all over 60 and who will procede to dance and sing like it's like their last day on earth. Look I've not come on here to lose this place any money by putting any brits off, they won't, because the whole hotel is full of holidaying Spaniards because that is what it caters for" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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