Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 10 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: For the 1st month I thought Wilbur was a baby. It wasn't until I seen the advert it all made sense. Why put a TV advert on the radio? In a similar fashion, Chris Evans on the radio. Every year he gets suckers to pay huge amounts to drive some of his hundreds of cars, then uses the BBC to brag about it. Two hours of "And this is the Ferrari GTS48, aren't you lucky, isn't it pretty, look how beautiful I am it is. Here's my Lamborfiat Fatassi that you paid £250k to sit in the passenger seat, aren't you lucky, isn't it pretty but moving on, we have my Maseranti Woofoso which I accidentally bought at auction for Eleventy million pounds - aren't I rich everybody, aren't you lucky I exist etc etc etc etc etc" What's the point of looking at cars on the fuckin radio????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 He's a Dumbarton supporter. You'll have to explain what that is. Ahem! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 It's a reference to the Aberdeen players getting their toaster confiscated when they were experiencing some financial difficulties. As Hedgecutter points out however, I doubt any Aberdeen fans would be struggling for any comeback material when it is a Rangers fan attempting to do the slagging.http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/12184138.Aberdeen_on_breadline_as_savings_include_club_toaster/ I'd forgotten about that. Cheers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 My German colleague. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 My German colleague. Why highlight he's German? Never late for work which puts you to shame regularly, or just the towel on the best chair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 2 hours ago, BallochSonsFan said: Says the Scotland fan - that well known group of open top bus regulars. 2 hours ago, microdave said: Ahem! Well, I'm glad that at least one of you has a sense of humour! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) Absentee landlords. Busiest tourist year in the north of Scotland because of the North Coast 500 success, and tourist information staff are losing their jobs because some stupid 85yo **** in SE England raises the rent to unaffordable levels because he sees a profit in it (now getting f*** all though). Eta: Inland Oystercatchers. F*** off back to the sea with your high pitched speak and stupid face. Edited February 21, 2017 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 11 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Why highlight he's German? Never late for work which puts you to shame regularly, or just the towel on the best chair? Tis a she. And it differentiates between the Scot, the 3 Swiss and the half Venezuelan half something else. Boils down to women being unable to work with each other without descending into a bitchy mess. The German and the half Venezuelan don't get on. We recently reorganised the team and it meant those two were meant to cover for each other when one was absent. We had to change it after a few days because they couldn't even communicate the basics without arguing over stupid irrelevant details. Short of it is that I now cover for the other girl when she is off, which she is this week. However, the German girl is being incredibly anal and picking over every tiny detail of the work that the other girl has left me, even though it is now none of her business. I had corrected a couple of spelling mistakes and processing errors which were of absolutely no importance and she pretty much lost it because we apparently shouldn't be covering up for each others mistakes. Took me 3 hours this morning to complete a task that should have taken 15 minutes because she went through every aspect of it and questioned what had been done, making sure I have a lengthy list of things to highlight for improvement when the other girl comes back. I told her she can take it up with the boss if she wants to work with the other girl again, which seems to have shut her up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Ross. said: Tis a she. And it differentiates between the Scot, the 3 Swiss and the half Venezuelan half something else. Boils down to women being unable to work with each other without descending into a bitchy mess. The German and the half Venezuelan don't get on. We recently reorganised the team and it meant those two were meant to cover for each other when one was absent. We had to change it after a few days because they couldn't even communicate the basics without arguing over stupid irrelevant details. Short of it is that I now cover for the other girl when she is off, which she is this week. However, the German girl is being incredibly anal and picking over every tiny detail of the work that the other girl has left me, even though it is now none of her business. I had corrected a couple of spelling mistakes and processing errors which were of absolutely no importance and she pretty much lost it because we apparently shouldn't be covering up for each others mistakes. Took me 3 hours this morning to complete a task that should have taken 15 minutes because she went through every aspect of it and questioned what had been done, making sure I have a lengthy list of things to highlight for improvement when the other girl comes back. I told her she can take it up with the boss if she wants to work with the other girl again, which seems to have shut her up. Kick her in the strudel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Kick her in the strudel. Ich würde meinen shuh verlieren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Fox's Biscwits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 52 minutes ago, kilbowie2002 said: The money supermarket strutters/workies thing. They should all die. Slowly, painfully and dreadfully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 English people correcting me or questioning me on how to spell or pronounce Scottish names. f**k off ya midden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Ross. said: Tis a she. And it differentiates between the Scot, the 3 Swiss and the half Venezuelan half something else. Boils down to women being unable to work with each other without descending into a bitchy mess. The German and the half Venezuelan don't get on. We recently reorganised the team and it meant those two were meant to cover for each other when one was absent. We had to change it after a few days because they couldn't even communicate the basics without arguing over stupid irrelevant details. Short of it is that I now cover for the other girl when she is off, which she is this week. However, the German girl is being incredibly anal and picking over every tiny detail of the work that the other girl has left me, even though it is now none of her business. I had corrected a couple of spelling mistakes and processing errors which were of absolutely no importance and she pretty much lost it because we apparently shouldn't be covering up for each others mistakes. Took me 3 hours this morning to complete a task that should have taken 15 minutes because she went through every aspect of it and questioned what had been done, making sure I have a lengthy list of things to highlight for improvement when the other girl comes back. I told her she can take it up with the boss if she wants to work with the other girl again, which seems to have shut her up. Pics or GTFO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 19 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Pics or GTFO. I'm doing us all a favour by going with the GTFO option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Time of the month IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 The guy across the road from me has a work van and his car parked in his drive. He and his ugly girlfriend have fucked off on holiday for a week and she has left her car on the street outside my house.What counts as a suitable revenge? Shitting on her bonnet? 6 boxes of Rice Krispies through his letterbox with a leaf blower? Advice please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: The guy across the road from me has a work van and his car parked in his drive. He and his ugly girlfriend have fucked off on holiday for a week and she has left her car on the street outside my house. What counts as a suitable revenge? Shitting on her bonnet? 6 boxes of Rice Krispies through his letterbox with a leaf blower? Advice please. Phone the council and tell them there's been an abandoned car there for weeks. P.S. If you can get some friends to help you lift the lighter end out so it looks like it's really badly parked and partially blocking the road. Then call the Police/Council. Edited February 21, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: The guy across the road from me has a work van and his car parked in his drive. He and his ugly girlfriend have fucked off on holiday for a week and she has left her car on the street outside my house. What counts as a suitable revenge? Shitting on her bonnet? 6 boxes of Rice Krispies through his letterbox with a leaf blower? Advice please. Ram a tattie up her exhaust pipe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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