Cerberus Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Boot her, right in the crack. He deserves a boot in the sack for putting marge on stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Had to go into town and put diesel in the motor when I was in. after paying for it went to the ATM, where there was a handwritten notice "Sori out of order". Flabbergasted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Had to go into town and put diesel in the motor when I was in. after paying for it went to the ATM, where there was a handwritten notice "Sori out of order". Flabbergasted. It was good of Flabbergasted to leave a note. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Acastus said: Also...in some shops you get asked do you want a receipt?...just fucking give me iiiiiiiitt! please. In the shop where I used to work, there was an option on the till asking if the customer wanted their receipt or not. If they didn't then the receipt wouldn't be printed. Something to do with not wasting paper and all that good stuff. I assume that's why you get asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Allan Jacobsen said: In the shop where I used to work, there was an option on the till asking if the customer wanted their receipt or not. If they didn't then the receipt wouldn't be printed. Something to do with not wasting paper and all that good stuff. I assume that's why you get asked. I get more annoyed when they shove the receipt in your hand with the change. When asked I always say no because I don't spend my life trying to con the tax man or cheat on expenses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Middle aged guys who tie their jumpers round their necks and think it makes them look suave and cool . Total wankfish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Corned beef cans and those wee keys !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acastus Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Bus drivers who don't stop because you never pressed the button even though your standing right next to them clearly wanting off. Now usually I do press the stop button but forgot this time. So after driving by 2 stops I said "do you no stop at bus stops today mate?". He replies "You never pressed the button". He pulls over to let me off at the third bus stop which was nice of him. As I was about to get off I glanced at him behind his plastic window and said "I'll press your button" and proceeded to give it right jab right at his face. He shat a brick. -5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spur yb Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Corned beef cans and those wee keys !! Could not agree more you'd think in this day and age they'd have a ring pull type thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 40 minutes ago, Acastus said: Bus drivers who don't stop because you never pressed the button even though your standing right next to them clearly wanting off. Now usually I do press the stop button but forgot this time. So after driving by 2 stops I said "do you no stop at bus stops today mate?". He replies "You never pressed the button". He pulls over to let me off at the third bus stop which was nice of him. As I was about to get off I glanced at him behind his plastic window and said "I'll press your button" and proceeded to give it right jab right at his face. He shat a brick. Lies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acastus Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Bus drivers who don't stop because you never pressed the button even though your standing right next to them clearly wanting off. Now usually I do press the stop button but forgot this time. So after driving by 2 stops I said "do you no stop at bus stops today mate?". He replies "You never pressed the button". He pulls over to let me off at the third bus stop which was nice of him. As I was about to get off I glanced at him behind his plastic window and said "I'll press your button" and proceeded to give it right jab right at his face. He shat a brick. Do you abuse other folk while they do their job or is this just a one off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Folk who stand at the front of the bus without pressing a button so the driver has no idea which stop he actually wants off at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 I'm sure the driver won't forget you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 8 hours ago, Acastus said: Bus drivers who don't stop because you never pressed the button even though your standing right next to them clearly wanting off. Now usually I do press the stop button but forgot this time. So after driving by 2 stops I said "do you no stop at bus stops today mate?". He replies "You never pressed the button". He pulls over to let me off at the third bus stop which was nice of him. As I was about to get off I glanced at him behind his plastic window and said "I'll press your button" and proceeded to give it right jab right at his face. He shat a brick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 9 hours ago, Acastus said: Bus drivers who don't stop because you never pressed the button even though your standing right next to them clearly wanting off. Now usually I do press the stop button but forgot this time. So after driving by 2 stops I said "do you no stop at bus stops today mate?". He replies "You never pressed the button". He pulls over to let me off at the third bus stop which was nice of him. As I was about to get off I glanced at him behind his plastic window and said "I'll press your button" and proceeded to give it right jab right at his face. He shat a brick. So you went past your own stop and never said anything, then only spoke up after passing a second one. How is he supposed to know when you actually want to get off the bus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 9 hours ago, Deanburn Dave said: Corned beef cans and those wee keys !! I like them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Went out clubbing last night, big mistake, started work at six the morning and had to go straight here from teh club and I am far too old for that carry on. But when did dance music get slower? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertlegend Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 In addition to the receipt issues, my annoyance is when the put the receipt at the bottom of your change, you then have slide the receipt out from beneath the money before putting notes and coins back in you pocket/wallet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acastus Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, GordonD said: So you went past your own stop and never said anything, then only spoke up after passing a second one. How is he supposed to know when you actually want to get off the bus? Well after the first one I thought he's just not seen me and there's a pretty short distance between these few stops. Once past the second one I knew he was at it. It was fairly obvious I wanted off the bus. Shouldn't have punched his window just one of those red mist moments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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