Eednud Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Impatient c***s on escalators. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Eednud said: Impatient c***s on escalators. I gave you a greenie cos it made me laugh, but if someone stands to the side and uses their brain it doesn't matter if I'm impatient or not, because I can still get by while the other person stands still, staring vacantly into space like the goon they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eednud said: Impatient c***s on escalators. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Or 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Young people drinking Kopperberg fruit cider. Fucking lightweights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: I don't suppose you were just on the East Kilbride to Glasgow train? There was a guy on the phone giving technical advice to someone. "So is the cable in the back of your PC?". He was obviously talking to an imbecile that you tend to describe though he was much calmer than I imagine you to be. When work phones me I dingy it until the fourth or fifth call so I know it's an actual emergency. I learnt my lesson when I got woken up at nine in the morning after doing a night shift by the fudblood I work with asking me how to access his e-mails. I think my reply was "Phone IT and get them to help you fucking roaster and leave me the f**k alone" He put in a complaint about me swearing at him as well. (It wasn't Bennet) eta: re: escalators I always walk on the escalator unless I'm with someone. I have a weird sense of personal pride in walking up the escalator at Angel Station as I'm, usually, the only one who bothers. Edited March 6, 2017 by AsimButtHitsASix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Jamaldo said: Young people drinking Kopperberg fruit cider. Fucking lightweights. If you're out on the piss the day after it's a lovely wee entry level drink. Likewise if it's a roasting hot day and you want to sip away the thirst. Other than that I don't see the appeal. It has cured many a hangover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I like a Koppaberg if the beer aint sitting right and I'm a bit bloated or something. Switch to the fruit cider for one or two and then yer grand. It's stronger than a spirit and mixer and means yer still going round for round with yer mates as opposed to finishing off before them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Building sites where radios/music is banned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 15 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: I like a Koppaberg if the beer aint sitting right and I'm a bit bloated or something. Switch to the fruit cider for one or two and then yer grand. It's stronger than a spirit and mixer and means yer still going round for round with yer mates as opposed to finishing off before them. Mods, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Grahams? Sir Robert McAlpine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Health and Safety 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Balfour Beatty don't allow them either. Neither do Robertsons. Last site I was on was relaxed as f**k, to the point where you could walk about in your trainers with no hard hat and hi-vis so it's been a bit of a change coming onto a McAlpine site. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Rightly so as well. There unless it's just painting, in which it's ok. All the contracts I write specifically say no radios or mobile phones are to be used for a reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 You seemingly need some form of licence to play the radio if the public will be able to hear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 You seemingly need some form of licence to play the radio if the public will be able to hear Yeah you do. My mum used to own a barbers and I remember her saying she was about £150 a year to have the radio on in her shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, Lichtie78 said: Yeah you do. My mum used to own a barbers and I remember her saying she was about £150 a year to have the radio on in her shop. PRS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchBorderer Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 (edited) I have no idea how pervasive these kinds of things are across the North Sea but I instantly lose respect for people that have crap like this in their homes. And trust me, there's a lot of people over here who think this is an acceptable form of interior decoration; Spoiler Why why why why why would you stencil crap like this on your walls? The Love/Live/Laugh one is the worst of the bunch, I cringe every time I see it. Also this pish; Spoiler Do people really need reminders of where they are in the form of big wooden letters? If I was a tree and got cut down to be pulped into this crap I'd be fuming. Edited March 6, 2017 by DutchBorderer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 1 hour ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: and means yer still going round for round with yer mates as opposed to finishing off before them. Hate finishing aff before my pals. What a riddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Wummin love all that crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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